Armenian Prince

An Armenian guy, typically a label whore who thinks his shit doesn't stink. Some prefer to date only other Armenians or Greeks.

"He broke up with me because I'm not Armenian, what an Armenian Prince-"

by ArmoPrince444 August 9, 2012

armenian conveyor belt

Three or more men having anal sex with each other, which ends up in a closed loop.

The stripper didn't show up for the bachelor party, so we can't bup-bup-bup-bup; but we can still make an Armenian conveyor belt.

by DaddyDingDongs September 17, 2014

Armenian Mayonnaise

Human semen, male ejaculation

He sprayed Armenian Mayonnaise all over the floor.

by Anyhow February 21, 2010

Armenian Valet

When you create a parking space where one doesn't exist; usually with hazard flashers. Most often in the fire lane in front of the door at a store, but could also be at the end of an existing row of parking spaces.

I can't get out of the parking lot; someone did Armenian Valet and I can't get around them to the exit.

by David VonDoom October 3, 2016

Armenian Killer

Racial Slur for Turks

Referring to the Armenian Genocide

Can anyone tell that Armenian Killer (Recip Erdoğan) to shut up about his objections against Finland and Sweden's bid to join NATO?

by Porg009 May 19, 2022

Armenian Sleeping Bag

1) Seduce a female into your van/wagon/dingy basement.
2) Terminate her by making a vertical incision from the upper chest down to the pelvis and empty out all her insides much like cleaning out a pumpkin in preparation to make a jack-o-lantern
3) Install a sturdy zipper where the incision was made
4) Proceed to sleep inside her carcass for the remainder of the night.

As a result of their excess blubber and pre-stretched epidermis, heavier-set girls tend to make superior Armenian Sleeping Bags.

by BALBOA'S BEST September 5, 2011

armenian armchair

A sex position involving a man or woman on hands and knees while a man sits on top of their shoulder blades, a third man blows the man on top while fucking the man or women on the bottom in the ass or vagina.

Last night it got wild, mike, matt and I got involved in an armenian armchair.

by Carlos Danger 5 April 22, 2017