Armando Mendoza

Sexy beast of love.

Also known as grandpa/grandfather.

Bussy king
Holy shit look it's "Armando Mendoza" The Bussy Goblin!!
by Hamburger6 January 17, 2023
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Armando blanchard

armando blanchard is this guy who loves to game 24/7 and also loves to hang with his friends if your name starts with (j,c,a,s,t) you probably are his best friend or lover he is a nice dude who also is a pervert dude who loves to watch porn hub especially if its sister and brother porn and he also loves the office and will die for it
armando blanchard: oi salome

salome: yes?

armando blanchard: why did you do this to me

salome: ;w;

(sorry if your seeing this armando0
by tato tarts April 07, 2020
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Jose Armando

He is very smart but also kind of dumb
Hey Jose Armando, can you pass the math homework
by Joan Laporta November 23, 2021
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armando rodriguez

fat fuck plays Azur lane unhealthy. like to eat eggs, probably just two though. is gay has a boyfriend named joSUE campa.
Armando RoDrIgUeZ rammed my ass so hard he made another black hole.
by Ali273884 February 03, 2022
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Armando

a derogatory term for strange but hot asf men. like boys who probably say slurs on the low but he's fiiiiiiine.
omg have you seen Armando?! yeah he's so hot I wanna cuff him
by sheeeebah May 14, 2021
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Armando

that kid at your school that is just a bitch to you even though you are best friends with him.
"Hey, was he able to help you with the homework?"

"No he ended up being an Armando"
by Kowalski&BradenDaGOATS September 28, 2019
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Armando

An obese guy who survives solely on Hot Pockets and never remembers how much rent is due at the beginning of the month although the number never changes. Probably eating a bologna sandwich and playing Xbox Live.
Armando asked me how much rent is again, just like last month.
by bitchin101 October 04, 2017
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