Surprise, Arizona

One of the shittiest, most depressing places to live in Arizona. Boring as all hell.

Surprise, Arizona is lame as fuck.

by Longrod Von Hugendong III July 30, 2012

Arizona Speedbump

You fuck a bitch and then run her over with a car.

I'm glad you had a good time at dinner, how about a Arizona Speedbump for dessert?

by charles wilson March 23, 2008

Arizona Pinstripe

These are horizontal scratches that run from the front fender to the rear quarter panel. These scratches are frequent when off-roading in the Arizona Desert.

When I was driving down a dry wash, I got Arizona Pinstripes when I got too close to the bushes.

by "Big" Chris October 5, 2006

Arizona pipeline

When a person defacates into a condom. Then puts it in a boiling pot of water with some salt (for a burning sensation). Puts the condom in the boiling pot with salt for 20 minutes. Then proceeds to shove it up one anus HOT!!.

Dammmit I wish I could just flash boil these.

Just use a flamethrower for the Arizona pipeline

by Alaskan pipeline May 23, 2017

Arizona Collision

When your dick in is a girls vagina and you take a dildo and shove in her ass and keep jamming it in until it collides with your dick.

Cheyenne was being a naughty girl last night, so I gave her an Arizona Collision.

by xxxbananas March 7, 2014

sedona arizona

One of the most beautiful and magical places on the planet. Has multiple vortexes where energy comes up through the earth.

Man I wish I could up and move to beautiful Sedona Arizona. What a happy place and everyone should experience it.

by jimmybomm October 8, 2020

Arizona Brownie

The product of microwaving a turd to thermonuclear temperatures.

Billy: hey mum what's for dinner tonight?
Mother: you've been a naughty boy today, so your father is making Arizona Brownies for you while we go out to panda express.
Billy: but Arizona Brownies don't have enough nutritional value.
Mother: too bad.

by Sidney Stevens December 18, 2022