midwest apology
A midwest tradition where, some time after drama, everyone is assumed to be forgiven, and life resumes as usual.
midwest apology by GGlitchr October 4, 2018
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N word apology
An N-word apology is when a nonblack influencer says the N slur and makes a shitty video apologizing and somehow making themselves the victim or trying to justify it.
Shitty ass TikTok influencer: And im so sorry that i said the N slur but I AM the victim... my mom's friend sisters cousin uncle dad grandparents friends are black so I am black and you guys are harassing me, that's the end of my N word apology, bye guys
Viewer: MAN SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP
Viewer: MAN SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP
N word apology by Gachafro April 30, 2022
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Canadian Apology Vortex
(n.) Apologizing for how often you apologize. Also known as an "apology vortex" but associated with Canadians due to the sterotype of saying "sorry" for basically everything.
Corinne: "I'm sorry I say 'sorry' so much!"
Matt: "You are sorry for being sorry? You must be Canadian...This is clearly a Canadian Apology Vortex."
Matt: "You are sorry for being sorry? You must be Canadian...This is clearly a Canadian Apology Vortex."
Canadian Apology Vortex by SwampBullySparkles April 1, 2014
Travis Scott Apology
Travis Scott Apology:
I'm honestly just devastated, I could never imagine anything like this just happening. I just wanna send out prayers to the ones that was lost last night. We are actually working right now to identify the families so we can help assist them during this tough time. You know, my fans. My fans mean the world to me and I always just really wanna leave them with a positive experience and any time I could make out anything that's going on, you know like stop the show and help them get the help they need. I could just never imagine the severity of the situation. We are working closely with everyone and just trynna get to the bottom of this, just city of Houston, fire department, you know, everyone to, you know, help us figure this out. If you have any information please contact the local authorities. Everyone please continue to keep the prayers. I'm honestly just devastated, I could never imagine anything like this just happening. I'm gonna do anything I can to keep you guys updated. Just keep you guys informed on what's going on. Love you all.
I'm honestly just devastated, I could never imagine anything like this just happening. I just wanna send out prayers to the ones that was lost last night. We are actually working right now to identify the families so we can help assist them during this tough time. You know, my fans. My fans mean the world to me and I always just really wanna leave them with a positive experience and any time I could make out anything that's going on, you know like stop the show and help them get the help they need. I could just never imagine the severity of the situation. We are working closely with everyone and just trynna get to the bottom of this, just city of Houston, fire department, you know, everyone to, you know, help us figure this out. If you have any information please contact the local authorities. Everyone please continue to keep the prayers. I'm honestly just devastated, I could never imagine anything like this just happening. I'm gonna do anything I can to keep you guys updated. Just keep you guys informed on what's going on. Love you all.
Travis Scott Apology by Umar9man May 6, 2022
Female Apology
The ancient and still present artform of a female getting something completely wrong but never actually being able to apologise for it.
Instead they will just be nice to you for a prolonged amount of time hoping that they'll make you forget about their faux pas without being humbled enough to say "Sorry".
Instead they will just be nice to you for a prolonged amount of time hoping that they'll make you forget about their faux pas without being humbled enough to say "Sorry".
So how did it go last night?
It was OK, I didn't get an apology.
How is that OK, she was completely out of line!
It's OK because I got the female apology, enjoyed the lack of nagging so much I forgot why I was mad at her in the first place.
It was OK, I didn't get an apology.
How is that OK, she was completely out of line!
It's OK because I got the female apology, enjoyed the lack of nagging so much I forgot why I was mad at her in the first place.
Female Apology by MikeMilligan July 13, 2009
rhetorical apology
An apology that does not require an "it's ok" response. Usually the person who is being apologized to should actually be doing the apologizing. Rhetorical apologies are often stated with large amounts of unmistakable sarcasm.
Incorrect response...
Guy: Oh come on girl! What's wrong with having a little fun?
Girl: Um do I look like the kind of person who's ok with just having "a little fun?" I'm not a slut. Sorry.
Guy: That's ok.
Girl: That was a rhetorical apology you doucher.
Correct response...
Guy: Oh come on girl! What's wrong with having a little fun?
Girl: Um do I look like the kind of person who's ok with just having "a little fun?" I'm not a slut. Sorry.
Guy: Oh no no! I'm sorry! I was completely out of line.
Guy: Oh come on girl! What's wrong with having a little fun?
Girl: Um do I look like the kind of person who's ok with just having "a little fun?" I'm not a slut. Sorry.
Guy: That's ok.
Girl: That was a rhetorical apology you doucher.
Correct response...
Guy: Oh come on girl! What's wrong with having a little fun?
Girl: Um do I look like the kind of person who's ok with just having "a little fun?" I'm not a slut. Sorry.
Guy: Oh no no! I'm sorry! I was completely out of line.
rhetorical apology by dank urban memes December 3, 2016
celebrity apology
when a celebrity does or says something really stupid and gets massive backlash, thus they pretend to be sorry for it.
"dude, remember when Kathy Griffin fake cut off donald trump's head and then pretended to be sorry after the backlash?"
"yeah, it was such a celebrity apology"
"yeah, it was such a celebrity apology"
celebrity apology by ADdictedHD October 14, 2018