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Anxiety Breakfast

The overwhelming hangxiety that one feels after a big night out, often while eating a sad regretful breakfast.
“Gosh Sheila. This is one hell of an anxiety breakfast. Last night was heavy

“Not looking forward to our anxiety breakfast tomorrow”

“Seriously guys, I feel so anxiety breakfast”

anxiety and eyeliner 

hey jake its time to go on anxiety and eyeliner’s instagram today
jake: YEAH

anxiety attack 

It's different for everyone, but picture anxiety combined with a panic attack, all of your senses going into over drive, lights seeming brighter, sounds getting louder and you're hyperventilating.
friend: Why were you late to bio?
me: I was having an anxiety attack
anxiety attack by _mooo_ July 31, 2021

Anxiety Monster 

They're the monster that hides under your bed and gives you anxiety. They're usually also known as depression. The biggest thing is that they hide them selves as your best friend.

anxiety porn 

(n) Behavior created expressly to incite terror for a broadcast audience.
The ad-hoc klan rally at the Capitol on 1/6/21 was pure anxiety porn. The terrorists derived great gratification from committing violent crimes in our seat of democracy. Anxiety porn should be classified as treason and terrorism.

Anxiety Juice 

Cafe Americano, but instead of water, energy drink
(Espresso+Energy drink)
Guy 1: dude are you okay?
Guy 2: no....
Guy 3: he is on anxiety juice, he thought that would wake him up, but now he has constant anxiety
Guy 1: god save him