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Angry Coma

when someone goes to sleep mad, the anger is still visible upon their face.
* During a car ride *
* Axel notices his uncles girlfriend who was angry before falling asleep and still looked very angry while sleeping *
Axel: Uncle Jai, why does Megan look like that while she is sleeping?
Jai: We got into a fight about how we dont need to eat all that fast food she wanted.
Axel: Oh, so she is in an Angry Coma i take it.
by Axel Wolf April 7, 2013
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angry school teacher

Where you are messing around in class and the teacher proceeds to give you a blow job
Last lesson my tecacher became an angry school teacher
by The leader of the DBH April 29, 2016
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Angry Scottish Pirate.

Similar to an Angry Pirate, but haggis plunder would also be involved.

So, the male would in this order :

1. Cum in the female's eye.
2. Kick her in the shin.
3. Plunder her Haggis while she hobbles around angry.
"I was around Hannah's house the other day, so I came in her Eye, Kicked her in the shin and then proceeded to Plunder Her Haggis."
"That's an awesome Angry Scottish Pirate."
by Epic Sheep. July 18, 2009
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angry flamingo

You fuck a tall chick standing up, just before you shoot your load you stomp on her foot so she is standing on one leg. You then bust it right in her face when she bends down.
Tina got that cast on her foot when we were getting it on against the wall because I gave her an angry flamingo.
by Ron Mexico April 21, 2005
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angry white woman

To further the definition...

The 'upside down U' is where Angry White Woman's mouth should be. As for the 'humongous thumbs,' tests by scientist-type dudes are underway to prove the existence of gravy, which has been widely assumed by the general public. While all fingers on Angry White Woman's hands are found to be scary (due in part to their sheer mass), the thumb region takes the cake as they are as wide as they are long.

Odd hairstyles usually accompany Angry White Woman, and are often found to be on the side of extreme. Angry White Woman does not use beauty shops, instead, enlisting the aid of 'friends' to lift her wig.

Angry White Woman is often found to be eating, and is never without some sort of a luggage-type bag filled with chips, candy, and other food-like substances.

Also, when not playing Keno, Angry White Woman can be seen laying around the apartment watching 'Law and Order' in one of its many forms.

Angry White Woman is the ultimate mooch, as she knows not the meaning of the word 'work.'
Christy-Bee lays around P-Did's crib watching Law & Order SVU (instead of getting out and looking for a job), and is quite the Angry White Woman.
by His Royal Throbness May 17, 2005
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Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther

When one and his/her significant other L.A.R.P. for three straight hours after dining on Mexican Cuisine. Followed by another 3 straight hours of Dr. Phil. Followed by indulging in Mediterranean cuisine. The two(or more) individuals face a long night of extraneous hiking and adventuring through the Amazon. Finally, the couple/group come across a pack of infant panthers. They proceed to de-clothe, turn around, bend over, spread the butt cheeks with force and take an explosive, fiery and ethnic shit over every baby panther in a ten meter radius. The infant Panthers, now enraged and covered in dank shit, rape the living fuck out of every individual involved. Repeat process as needed, Blue Rain Gatorade break every two days.
Phillip: "Gee, Bob. What are all of those scratches on your arm?"
Bob: "Oh well Phillip, my Wife, myself and her book club decided to go for a relaxing old fashioned Alaskin Angry Shit-Panther this weekend."
Phillip: "Wow, that looks painful."
Bob: "You should see my Butt-Hole :)"
Phillip: "Thanks for the invite you insensitive prick."
by GregOwens May 5, 2013
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Angry Video Game Nerd

James Rolfe/James Rolf. The name is often shortened by the AVGN or even The Nerd. He is formally known as the Angry Nintendo Nerd. He plays the most shittest games in mankind and uses the most absurd amount of profanity. He loves (surprisingly) the Contra series and the Street Fighter series. He reviews shitty games, and only shitty games, and may even get to the point where he shits on the cartridge/and/or destroys it in a way. The theme song is played by an amazing guitarist named Kyle Justin.
I'll never get tired watching the Angry Video Game Nerd's videos!
by MisaTange July 6, 2009
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