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android watch

A smart watch that is absolute shit and you probably got it out of a trash can. You can buy them for $1 at Walmart
Bitch, is that an android watch? THOSE ARE SHIT
by Akira Akia November 8, 2017
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android camera

Guy1: Yo take a picture of me!

Guy2: Hold up, let me take it on my android camera.

Guy1: Never mind, why do you have to disrespect me like that
by Fish13sea December 10, 2018
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Android Fucker

1. (n) An individual who has sexual relations with androids, robots, cyborgs, or other artificial beings or implements. Such as love dolls, mannequins, or sex-machines.

2. Someone who is androidsexual.

Syn. Robosexual, androidsexual
Ant. Organasmic, squishers
Riley brought a Replicant to the party last night, he must be an android fucker.

Sex with Cher is like being an android fucker.
by Ramzunkle July 23, 2010
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Android

That shits Android
by Parsa Manshadi July 6, 2019
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android nerd

kids that think android is better than iOS.
kid 1: dude, android is better than iOS
kid 2: only because you can afford iOS, you android nerd
by endyourselffaggot August 10, 2016
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Android3000

A professional video-game player who seems like a try-hard but is just slightly aggressive.
Dang Android3000, your good
by AGODKILLER September 29, 2017
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android punch

When your anal fucking a girl from behind, simultaneously watching a video of you fucking the same girl anally on her Android in hand, and you scroll to another video of a rando guy jerking off on her phone. You get so mad you throw her phone at the back of her head; causing her sphincter muscles to tighten and make you cum.
The greatest and worst moment of my sex life happened when I Android Punched my now ex wife.
by Fucked in the ass December 2, 2017
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