“Dude i’ve been so unlucky recently i’m having an Eli Anders”
‘I slipped in the dark and accidentally stapled my nuts to my grandpas chin i’m having an Eli Anders’
‘I slipped in the dark and accidentally stapled my nuts to my grandpas chin i’m having an Eli Anders’
by Charlize Nelson June 2, 2025
Get the Eli Anders mug.Used when describing a, not only cool, but also trimmed and political person. Origins can be traced all the way back to november 23/11-2017 when a person, by the name Anders Olav Bech, ran for office at CBS.
Due to unforeseen circumstances, his marathon for office was abruptly ended when his campaign manager forgot to put his name on the ballot.
For these reasons, a person who should be sitting in office, but was hindered in this quest by any reason, will for all future, be called Anders Bech Olav
Due to unforeseen circumstances, his marathon for office was abruptly ended when his campaign manager forgot to put his name on the ballot.
For these reasons, a person who should be sitting in office, but was hindered in this quest by any reason, will for all future, be called Anders Bech Olav
Wow son, do you see that guy?
Had he run for office, by vote would be right by his name.. What A Anders Olav Bech.
Did Donald Trump really win the election?
Man, someone should have Anders Olav Beched him!
Had he run for office, by vote would be right by his name.. What A Anders Olav Bech.
Did Donald Trump really win the election?
Man, someone should have Anders Olav Beched him!
by GeoG November 23, 2017
Get the Anders Olav Bech mug.Ander is a person who looks out more for himself than for others. Addicted to gambling, he will make you cry if his opinion goes against yours. You should only have an Ander in your life if you go to war. People often avoid befriending him, but deep down he is a good person. Deep down.
- Why are you crying?
- Because of Ander
- Because of Ander
by txotxu November 23, 2021
Get the Ander mug.A Danish male name coming from the Greek name Andreas. Which means "a man".
People named Anders are often very smart, sexy, handsome, rich, strong and kind.
People named Anders are often very smart, sexy, handsome, rich, strong and kind.
by AJ_I November 21, 2021
Get the Anders mug.when your mom is sus!!!!!
by arthursexy12345678910111213141 April 26, 2021
Get the arthur anders mug.Ander is one of the coolest guys you could ever meet! His hair is usually long, fluffy and amazing, he is very smart at physics and math, He also makes the best coffee ever, meeting an Ander is the best thing that can ever happen to you!
Ander is the best teacher ever
by simonblablabla November 22, 2021
Get the Ander mug.Anders is a leftist who loves equality. He always likes a good debate. Some think he's nice, but he's evil, or so he says himself. Nobody loves Anders. Anders feels lonely in all the time, but he likes to use messenger, then he doesn't feel as lonely. Anders easily makes homework until 3am. He once fell asleep in geografi class for 25 minutes, and his teacher, didn't notice.
Anders sometimes feels like he can't control his own life, and everything and everyone is against him. He's bad at spelling. He's useless. He can't do shit. He's lazy. He's ugly. He's depressed. He's alone. He's me.
But he has good friends. He met one in 7th. They wrote to each other often, and you know what? They still do. Anders likes to write with his new friend from 7th. He trusts her to the fullest and appreciates her.
Anders sometimes feels like he can't control his own life, and everything and everyone is against him. He's bad at spelling. He's useless. He can't do shit. He's lazy. He's ugly. He's depressed. He's alone. He's me.
But he has good friends. He met one in 7th. They wrote to each other often, and you know what? They still do. Anders likes to write with his new friend from 7th. He trusts her to the fullest and appreciates her.
Anders is an ugly fuck and he's evil.
Nobody likes Anders.
Anders is depressed.
My name is Anders.
Anders is a name.
Anders is unlucky.
Nobody likes Anders.
Anders is depressed.
My name is Anders.
Anders is a name.
Anders is unlucky.
by depressed duckling October 10, 2018
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