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Altoona

A kick-ass town in Iowa. Only 15,000 people, altoona holds a theme park and a casino
Altoona's Fucking awsome
by thaman1010 April 9, 2011
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Alton NH

For a small town it sure has allot of assholes. The town is run by select board and town manager that does not give a shit about the town, only their own egos. But wait, the fire department is a bunch of douche bags that think they are hero's, but in reality couldn't save a penny, much less a home or person.
This small town is also afflicted with flat landers that come up from Massachusetts and think they own the place. Fucking stay home assholes
by Tru Patriot July 15, 2015
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Alton Brown

Host of the two best shows on the foos network. Good Eats and The show to end all shows, Iron Chef America!
by Richard @@@ March 28, 2005
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alton

a male human being who can be found in the ghettos of Los Angeles, most likely occupying space in a mall of some sort with his "MySpace peeps."
he is most commonly associated with the alton addiction, an unfortunate disease spreading through the MySpace community.
he can be identified by his Levi 514s, band shirts, and occasional gangsta bandana.
"Dude, I think i have the Alton Addiction."

"Oh. I'm so sorry for you."
by MySpace kid September 1, 2008
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aljons

The best fucking pizza place in the world. located in Plainsboro NJ.

the best pizza ive ever tasted in my life.

In May 2007 it burned down because of an "accidental" fire in the Hot Breads bakery next door according to news reporters/fire fighters.

What really happened was the Hot Breads owners/employees were jealous because everyone went to Aljons and no one went to their stupid little fucking bread store so they purposely started a fire with the intention to burn down Aljons. They were successful and my life has been different ever since. fucking indians/pakistanians/afghanistanians/ and anyone else with dark skin in Plainsboro who was associated with Hot Breads. Fucking terrorists.

Aljons is being rebuilt and reopening sometime in 2009. Everyone used to go there everyday and everyone will go there everyday when they re-open

and don't get it confused with nearby West Windsor Aljons because everyone knows their pizza quality is now where near as good.
yo want to go to aljons today after school?
by ogleballs January 17, 2009
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Alton

pikey filled area similar to bordon. family is linked between these two towns.
common conversation between someone from alton and another higher class person....
Person A "aiteee bruv"
Person B (An outsider) "Do i know you?"
Person A "nah but just being polite innit boi"
by -.-.-.- September 26, 2007
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altoona

“hey, should i bring the altoona’s to the concert?”
by goodgoiiiiil45 April 14, 2018
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