Alek Theodore

Jolly, smart and very sweet guy that lights up the room.
I miss Alek Theodore so much!!
by MrYoso28 November 23, 2021
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Alek C

He is a planet known as SOJ (Size of Jupiter) He also loves running out of the class and flipping garbage cans.
Alek C is SOJ
by peen_licker69_420 June 10, 2019
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Alex Vs. Aleks

Alex vs. Aleks is a philosophical question that asks if Alex has any correlation with the hit math website, ALEKS. This started during a game of jackbox rap battles in which dev said the verse “go home to alex and go do your aleks!”. this sparked an intense debate that ended with fire and fury, and has been a running gag in various media ever since. There has also been the possible explanation, called the “Lewis Paradox”, which theorizes that they are one and the same because they both have to do with math and are cared for deeply, which makes them essentially the same. This has attracted the attention of many Nihilist philosophers who believe that the question point out the meaningless and sameness of humanity as a whole. Due to the unsolved answer to the question, it is often asked if one could “explain it again” to recall certain details of the question. It is possible that we may never know the answer to Alex Vs. Aleks.
“Do you know the answer to Alex vs. Aleks”?

“Nah. could you explain it again?”
by RandomGuy1245 April 17, 2025
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Aleks Salontai

Aleks Salontai is a national figure in the republic of former Yugoslavia. He gave the people the freedom of speech and he stopped the events of "Sexsund" after he destroyed the Moon and made another one. He is still alive today, possessing a form of a little boy.
Veljko Jerkov:"Aleks Salontai is my hero!"
Aleks Salontai: *drains your energy*
by alexsalontai November 18, 2022
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Alek Patoschka

Homophobic Magic the Gathering Player. Typically resides in the state of New Jersey. Has .2 inch dick. Cum filled toes.
by Alek Patoschka May 31, 2019
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Alek

A boy i know that’s very funny and i give him shit for being a little nerd but it’s adorable so i let it slide and he deserves a gf because he's so lonely he has to talk to me also i hope he doesn’t see this
“Hey look its alek
“Aww poor lonely pees of sh*t
“Ya i hope one day he will get a gf”
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Alek

Someone who is a fatass; Alek is someone who would kill if someone ate his leftover.
"that guy is such an alek"

"yeah he eats like a fatty mcfatterson"
by Jane Wenderson November 23, 2023
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