The Albany pit stop is when you go rabid in a restroom and piss everywhere after a long night out of partying.
See that trashcan full of paper towels? Piss in it.
Oh look the walls haven’t been cleaned in a while, Piss on them.
See that trashcan full of paper towels? Piss in it.
Oh look the walls haven’t been cleaned in a while, Piss on them.
Hey bro I need to piss, let me go into 212 real quick.
Bro: you gonna hit an albany pitstop?
Watch your step when walking in I flooded the floors.
Bro: you gonna hit an albany pitstop?
Watch your step when walking in I flooded the floors.
by DegenMechanic July 13, 2025
Get the Albany Pitstopmug. Joe: Hey man, you gonna hit that?
Chris: Yeah, we’re going to Albany. Her ass cheeks are gonna leave a mark on the window.
Chris: Yeah, we’re going to Albany. Her ass cheeks are gonna leave a mark on the window.
by WinterOfUs January 28, 2024
Get the Going to Albanymug. Look at us Albany Texas, asshats. We’re all related and love that we’re gonna be in Albany for the rest of our lives.
by BonkeyKong24 August 25, 2020
Get the albany texasmug. 
Albany is the kind of girl who lights up every room she walks into, and you can’t help but be drawn to her warm, inviting energy. She has a natural gift for making friends, always eager to connect with new people and share laughter-filled moments. Her love for life shines brightest when she’s surrounded by those she cares about, whether it’s at a cozy café or a lively park. And when Albany picks up her guitar, it’s like magic her fingers dance across the strings, filling the air with melodies that reflect her vibrant spirit. Being around her feels like being part of something truly special.
Albany
by Albany/Sky November 27, 2024
Get the Albanymug. by Bil Dilfson November 20, 2022
Get the Albany Creek State High Schoolmug. Someone with multiple personalities. Fake AF. Her comedic persona is the only she's got going for her, the type that would smile at funerals. Definitely the not-so-hot girl who you wouldn't take to the school dance. Albanie is in desperate need of a TOTAL makeover.
Hot girl: "Is that Albanie?"
Hotter girl: "Yeah, it is!"
Hot girl: " That girl seriously needs to do something about those eyebrows, ewww"
Hotter girl: "IKR, maybe I should go and shade them in for her"
Hot girl and hotter girl giggle as they search their Prada handbags for an eyebrow pencil....
Hotter girl: "Yeah, it is!"
Hot girl: " That girl seriously needs to do something about those eyebrows, ewww"
Hotter girl: "IKR, maybe I should go and shade them in for her"
Hot girl and hotter girl giggle as they search their Prada handbags for an eyebrow pencil....
by Jefreeee Starrrrr December 13, 2017
Get the Albaniemug.