Frontier Airlines

atleast were better than spirit

When you go on frontier and regret choosing frontier airlines.

by daddy sylx April 14, 2021

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daddy airlines

when you sneeze and your dads ashes fly away and you never see them again

mom:where is your dad
Timmy: daddy airlines

by yoyungsu123 February 3, 2022

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airline paste

Semen found in an airline toilet

"Fuck, i just sat in airline Paste"

by rasputin July 17, 2003

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The absolute worst airline in the world to fly known for bad customer service. They treat their passengers like crap and overcharge for lowsy service. You have to pay for just making a reservation itself, for a soda, pillows, blankets, to check in your bag and almost to even use the toilet. When asked by an employee to help you, they role their eyes and speak in a condescending manner. When your trip is over they stick a broomstick up your ass and tell you to beat it.

The carrier is the 5th largest in the U.S. and is headquartered in the Minneapolis-St. Paul area. It has major hubs in Detroit, Memphis and Amsterdam with focus cities in Seattle, Los Angeles, New York, Indianapolis, Washington DC and Boston.

Northwest Airlines is disgusting but I will only fly them when I have to.

by krock1dk@yahoo.com August 5, 2007

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Naked airline

An airline in which all the stewardesses are naked and it is clothing optional for the passangers.

When John flys he always uses a naked airline.

by Deep blue 2012 December 30, 2009

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Spirit Airlines

A disgrace to Aeronautics that makes you pay more for peanuts than the tickets.

Flight Attendant: Would you like to have a seat? That would be $1,500
Passenger: How are you not giving everyone seats on an Airplane? AN AIRPLANE?
Flight Attendant: What did you think, this is Spirit Airlines, your ticket was $589.99

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 7, 2023

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