Air Force

The U.S.branch of service that is responsible for delivering our nuclear weapons, therefore the most powerful fucking military unit that has ever existed in the world. What's unique about the Air Force is that it is the only military unit in which the officers do all the fighting, while the enlisted men sit back and deliver toilet paper or type up memos ordering officers to their death.

I'm an enlisted man in the Air Force. I'm a little non-combatant twat.

by The Dodger October 12, 2004

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Air Force

The most powerful and respectable service in the DoD. Often under-appreciated. Someone starts a war and the Air Force are in there before anyone else even knows what's going on. Most powerful because they can drop nukes. You won't see any Marine taking out an entire city in a few seconds. Higher fitness standards than the Navy and Army (have you seen their Basic Training recently?!) and equal to Marines. The Air Force spends more on it's airmen and women each year than any other service, boosting morale and making it more respectable. Each airman and woman is trained to the highest standard, so that they are able to operate and maintain the world's most expensive aircraft and some of the USA's most expensive equipment. The Air Force takes a casual approach to things, and still manages to get the job done better than any sailor, soldier, or Marine. Any pilot in the USAF could fly from the US to Iraq in the morning and make it back before you'd even know they were gone. Contrary to popular opinion among the rest of the services, the Air Force is not a bunch of lazy faggots who sit behind desks pushing pencils. Anytime you're in deep shit, call in the Air Force and have them drop a thousand pounder before you even have time to load your pussy assault rifle. Anyone who thinks the Air Force isn't tough is obviously an asshole because they don't know how hard each airman and woman works. They're fucking awesome. Plus they got the hottest chicks in the services ;)

CALL IN CLOSE AIR SUPPORT AND TAKE THOSE FUCKERS DOWN!

*loud screeching sound, followed by a huge explosion and a glimpse of an F-16*

Face it, the air force is frickin' awesome.

by USAF_falcon January 9, 2011

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Nellis Air Force Base

A military base in Las Vegas Nevada. When you first get orders to Nellis you think you have hit a jackpot and got so lucky to get that assignment. Then you get there and realize that you have actually been condemned to hell.

New Airman - "MAN I got Nellis Air Force Base! ! I'm going to vegas baby! WOOHOO"

M.T.I " HAHA SUCKER!!!!!"

by airmanette October 17, 2011

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Black Air Force 1

The triple black af1 is known as the most devious shoe to ever be worn, if you see a young man / a group of young men wearing these shoes please run as far away as you possibly can and try to post your location on social media in case you get slaughtered

"Yo cuz i just got robbed for my chain and watch"
"What was the dude wearing bruh, we finna hunt his ass down"
"He was wearing them triple black space academy 1s or whatever"
"OH HELL NAW, u mean black air force 1s, we gotta stay away or we gonna get shot, just go buy a new chain"

by stomp on children in black af1 November 20, 2022

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air force

The Air Force's mission is to fly, fight, and win, and have been doing so since 1947. While only 4% of the Air Force are piolots, it takes a lot more people than you'd think to get those planes off the ground.

An equal force in the DoD. Given the chance Air Force personel could and are playing an effective role on the frontline, having assumed the responsibility of convoy guards.

The branch with the best food, living conditions, education, post-military opportunities, and women.

The Air Force spend almost 100 times more money on education of it's troops that the Marines, Army, and Navy put together.

by Flying Tiger December 31, 2008

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