There was a long line ahead of me

Da "ultimate" in acceptable excuses for why it took you so long to finish shopping, processing'delivering bureaucratic paperwork, or otherwise conducting routine business.

Telling your having-impatiently-waited family or car-pool buddies, "There was a long line ahead of me" may indeed get you off da hook as far as their venting their seething wrath at you, but you yourself will likely find it very stressful (not to mention tiring on your achy legs and feet!) to have to cool your heels in line for so long, and so in the end you may feel similarly weakened and emotionally exhausted as you would have if you'd had to "face the music" because you **hadn't** had any plausible excuse for producing such a lengthy delay in finishing up.

by QuacksO January 18, 2020

Streets Ahead

A term similar to 2 steps ahead,

If You have to ask what streets ahead means then you’re streets behind

by Avin Gohar Big Dick October 27, 2021

Streets Ahead

When something is generally cool or ahead of its time.

"This song is Streets Ahead!"

by Pierce Hawthorne Greendale September 29, 2023

thee goat ahead

The signal between one another for the go ahead for oral to commence

So upon pulling up to my favourite place to watch the stars at night i gave her "thee goat ahead" so she could begin to watch her favourite part of watching the stars also.

by iDontFuqOn1stDate March 05, 2024

Gone Ahead

Irish :Used to tell someone they are speaking absolute shite, they're being a dick etc.

Person 1: 'The English hardly ever mention 1966.'
Person 2: 'Gone ahead'

by squarebob March 04, 2004

Dead Ahead

Dead Ahead is a ROBLOX game by ClassicMasterNoob that mainly revolves around Naval Combat and Team Deathmatch.

Set in an alternate universe called Forma, you can play fictional nations such as; The Orion Republic, Antares Imperium, The Federation of Ursa and The Commonwealth of Hydrus.

There's other gamemodes such as; Phoenix, Dreadnought, Skirmish, Flotilla, Stronghold (Removed) and Atoll (Removed).

P1: "Yo wanna play Dead Ahead?"
P2: "Which Dead Ahead?"
P1: "This Dead Ahead."

Dead Ahead should get more recognition than Centaura.

by Thermal Guy January 02, 2025

two steps ahead

im always two steps ahead

this must be the greatest expriment... of my entire life

btw this is a fucking meme which is two steps ahead or whatever the fuck you want

by ballslicker69420 January 23, 2025