ass-kissing in agreement

When one person says anything about anything, the said ass-kisser will agree with whatever the indivdual says

Individual: "Hmm, this pasta tastes bland"

Ass-kisser:"Oh yeah, so bland- very bland! geeeze what is this crap?"

Random Person Sitting & Over-hearing the others' conversation:"Woww, if that isn't a perfect example of ass-kissing in agreement, idk what is."

Person eating with Random Person Sitting & Over-hearing the others' conversation:"I know, perfect example seriously nothing could top that. You're so right."

by SmishSm0shh March 4, 2010

prefucktual agreement

An agreement made between two or more parties prior to sexual encounters which recognizes the acts to take place as purely consensual.

If Ben Roethlisberger had only used a prefucktual agreement, he would not be in this legal mess.

Thank God I got that bitch to sign my prefucktual agreement; otherwise, I may be in jail right now.

by jclrk777 October 19, 2009

Agree

A short way of affirming what someone else is saying, especially when they are listing or ranting.

"We need more people at this party. I think inviting John, Paul, Pierre and Perry will liven up the vibes."
"Agree"

by Ugly dirtbag May 26, 2021

I agree with Nick

A phrase first used on the United Kingdom's first televised election debate of 2010. It was widely used by the two other main party leaders to signify agreement with the leader of the Liberal Democrats (Nick Clegg) who became very popular after the debate because of his good manner and sensible policies.

Can be used when asked for an opinion that you cannot give because of a lack of knowledge and interest on a subject. The majority of the time, this use will be non-nonsensical.

George: Fuckin hell, did you see the election last night? wasn't that a load of bullshit... you recon the Tories will allow the Lib Dem's political reform if they team up in a hung parliament?

Lennie: Ummm... I agree with nick?

George: shut up Lennie you retard!

by Cod6andChips May 9, 2010

post nuptial agreement

is an agreement between former lovers after they have split up not to sleep with eachothers friends or sulley there good name or fail to return belongings of that person

me and jenny split up today, dont worry though we have a post nuptial agreement so it should be amicable

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

agreeal

Slang term for 'agreement'.

I'm glad we are in agreeal.

by lollipopconnoisseur August 18, 2011

prebumptual agreement

It's like a prenuptial agreement, but it specifies the rules of a one night stand instead of that of a marriage.
short: prebump

I was gonna bang out jessica last night but she wouldn't sign the prebumptual agreement

by bigearl January 22, 2009