Afghan pipeline

The freezing of fresh feces and then its use a sex toy

I Afghan pipelined your mum last night

by ringhair January 28, 2007

Afghan Meal

Cheap arse meal dont cost much just requires the basics, crisps, drink and chocolate

man im broke lets get the Afghan meal

by Dr Chey February 21, 2007

afghan pipeline

When someone freezes their shit and then uses it as a dildo.

i could never afghan pipeline myself, what would i do with the leftover shit?

by Charles Dickens... October 8, 2009

Afghan Bristles

Thick, wretched pubic hair, often found on white men over 55, young-middle aged Middle Eastern men and women, and Latino dads.

Tom: Whoa, what the hell are you growing in your pants?

Muhammad: Oh, those are just my Afghan Bristles.

by Spookylocks June 25, 2010

Afghan Flip Flop

The taste of terror.

Mate it was like an Afghan flip flop, you could taste the fear in the air.

by SCOOBYMCDOOBYDOO June 28, 2009

Afghan Backhand

The Afghan back is a just another way of rubbing one out, having a wank, belting one out on the blue veined banjo masturbating for short. This style originates from the middle east which incorperates a method of sneakyness slash egotistical masturbation.

The process of the Afghan Backhand starts with bending your wrist back cutting off the blood to your hand for at least 10 mins this will render your hand anesthetized. Now prop your right leg up unto a table and with your right hand reach back around the outside of your thigh and grab your penis. Because of the lose of sensation in your digits and the limited vision from your thigh you may find it hard to locate your cock. Dont give up you only have a limited time to nutt one out before the feeling comes back to your hand and the deceite seeps in. Enjoy!

by nutbags August 17, 2010

Afghan_Elite

Also known as Mohammed or Charlie, A Runescape player popular in the pking clan of Control Clan in 2007 Runescape. He is 17 years of age, He gets laid about 20 times a day at his job as a rug sells man, His famous catch phrase is " come take a magic carpet ride and we'll find and fill your desires and needs "

Photo of Afghan _Elite puu.sh/3Y8qy.jpg just type it in Afghan_Elite

by ThissGirlxx September 7, 2013