financial advice

something my math teacher needs

Im broke. can you give me some financial advice?

by santascomingtojumpyou January 26, 2024

Advice Dude

He is maddie's husband. He is the light of her life. He is the reason she wakes up every morning.

Omg Advice dude saved my life

by zumbachis January 17, 2018

Nick gives advice

Nick is the type of guy to really put his all into helping you succeed in mental health and more. Vent to him and talk to him about ANYTHING, he doesn't judge and he's an overall great guy. It doesn't matter your age or how you look, find him online and he's got your back. He doesn't judge and he supports you through your all

Nick Gives Advice #2 is a great guy! (find him on snap if you need to vent or anything <3)

by WelcomePeeps! September 30, 2023

unsound advice

n. Anything a non-educated authority figure says.

.............

Do not, and here I am begging you Mom, heed that unsound advice.

by gnostic3 April 26, 2020

Advice

Is this reddit!? Is this an advice column!?

Hym "Do you think I'm looking for advice over here!? I don't need your advice, bitch, I need the thing I said I need. No exceptions. No half-measures. You are fucked. Whatever delusion you have in your shit-filled brain about your fucking chances here need to be dispelled. You need to get on that shooter and get those little fucks to describe what was happening to that kid leading up to the shooting... And link it to ME AND ONLY ME. Stop trying to pathologize my behavior instrumentally so you can JUSTIFY DENYING ME WHAT IS MINE. That's ALL you're doing there. You are trying to create a situation where EVERYONE BUT ME has to matter and NOT EVER ME. And you want me to accept that, for what? It DOESN'T NEED TO BE THE CASE. Why would I let a petty piece of shit like you finger-wag me into not caring about the only thing I care about? Would YOU let me do that to YOU? No. That's all your politics is. Your own neurotic whim. Is your anxiety about not being in a literal solipsistic echo chamber starting to get to you? Is the people around NOT trying to manufacture a mental illness around you starting to make you anxious? You fucks are the most apathetic, empathy-devoid people on the planet. Second only to the solipsistic religious zealots. And the fucked up part is that THERE IS NO ONE ELSE! It's just the 2 of you. But I bet if I would have kissed your ass harder you would have done it, right? Nope. I doubt it."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

advice

don't be friends with someone that will act as if they like you. don't be around someone that will manipulate you into thinking that they will also be by your side and that they we never leave you. don't act like she hasn't made several comments on how much you eating. don't act like she hasn't ghosted you for a straight month and come back like nothing happened. Stop covering what shes done wrong.

Me: "I have some advice."
You: Okay, what is it?

by dunnowhatimdoinghere June 12, 2023