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Million Dollar Advice

A great advice given by someone, which is taken as really helpful. If it's a "million dollar advice", it will be told to next person, and next etc.
someone 1: yo, man we got maths exam tomorrow, that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow
someone 2: yeah fuck it bro, we gonna write it next time.
someone 1: nibber, that's a million dollar advice , gonna tell my buddies!
by theyo-coach March 24, 2019
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story advice

When someone (usually a parent) tells you a story about how they used to complete a task that is almost exactly like one you have to do when they were your age in order to get you to perform your task the same way. They do not say it is advice - they just tell you the story and leave it at that.
Person 1: I'm doing bad in this class. The homework's so hard.

Person 2: I know, just last night my mom was giving me story advice about her old study methods. It's so annoying when she does that.
by obamapproved December 3, 2009
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Advice

Law-ad? Fucking law-ad!? That isn't how you say that word you jewish fucking retard! Or should I say "Jeh-weesh fucking Reh-tard" Hahaha!
Hym "Well, taking my advice usually works out pretty good for everybody. LAUD. Fort Lauderdale. Fort Law-aderdale. Laudable. Laudatory."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2025
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unsound advice

n. Anything a non-educated authority figure says.

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Do not, and here I am begging you Mom, heed that unsound advice.
by gnostic3 April 26, 2020
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financial advice

Im broke. can you give me some financial advice?
by santascomingtojumpyou January 26, 2024
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advice

don't be friends with someone that will act as if they like you. don't be around someone that will manipulate you into thinking that they will also be by your side and that they we never leave you. don't act like she hasn't made several comments on how much you eating. don't act like she hasn't ghosted you for a straight month and come back like nothing happened. Stop covering what shes done wrong.
Me: "I have some advice."
You: Okay, what is it?
by dunnowhatimdoinghere June 12, 2023
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