aardvark

A silly or credulous person who is prone to mistakes or blunders.

I walked into the wrong bathroom like a total aardvark.

by Delbosco October 14, 2021

Shrimp and aardvark

Shrimp and aardvarks have an unlikely yet unwavering connection, and are often seen verbally stimming together and creating bonds and whatnot. Shrimp and aardvarks, when paired together, talk so much to each other that their language becomes slurred and esoteric, and is impossible to understand even for other shrimp and aardvarks. Since there is a size difference between the shrimp and the aardvark (the aardvark being bigger), there is a clear power dynamic in which aardvarks bully shrimp and call them homosexuals. Despite aardvarks being mean to shrimp, there is no question that these two species are inseparable.

Did you see that shrimp and aardvark? They were yapping for like two hours.

by Shrimp954 December 2, 2024

Aardvark

A person with an exceptional ability for tongue related sexual activity.

He’s an aardvark, the way he uses his tongue.

by Llun April 13, 2022

aardvark

a person who is or does something stupid or retarded

If some one told you that 5+3=7 you would say no it equalls 7 you aardvark! (in a retard voice)

or

Someone says something stupid you simply say aardvark! (in a retard voice)

by James Barrett 12 April 29, 2008

Aspirated Aardvark

When a male partner climaxes in his partner’s throat and the partner chokes on the ejaculate, proceeding to cough violently, spewing gobs all over the place.

Bro, I didn't mean to give her an Aspirated Aardvark. The BJ was just too good to resist.

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

chilled out aardvark

When a mans penis is flaccid, resembling the snout of an Aardvark.

Tony's penis was always a chilled out aardvark after having sex with Emily.

by thisismypseudonym222 November 27, 2015

Aardvark

Aardvark (slang) /ˈärdˌvärk/ noun:

1. A person who expresses strong dislike or opposition towards artificial intelligence-generated art.
2. An individual who habitually posts negative or provocative comments on social media pages dedicated to AI art, often with the intention of causing disruption or eliciting angry responses.
3. Someone perceived to emit an unpleasant or off-putting aura, particularly in the context of discussions about AI-generated artwork.

Etymology: Derived from the animal aardvark, humorously implying that such individuals possess qualities reminiscent of the creature's peculiar appearance or behavior.

"Don't engage with that aardvark in the comments section; they're just trying to start an argument about AI art again."

by Ghetto Witch June 21, 2024