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Austrian Oven-Fest

my friend angered the jews by denied that the Austrian Oven-Fest happened
by hugedickrandy August 15, 2025
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Austrian Gauntlet

During gay sex, when both men superglue each others hands to the other penis. Then rips it off during climax to drink up the semen and blood.
“We should totally do the Austrian gauntlet now, I’m hungry for some of your cum”
“That right daddy, I’ll go get the glue
by Slemor_Gaiman November 30, 2023
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Austrian ass

pretending its the 40s and closeting your homosexuality/gender profile.
Lila wanted me to use his austrian ass in ways the fun gestapo wouldn't approve.
by i z z i August 12, 2025
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Austrian Checkerboard

When you self-harm in a checkerboard pattern and clean up with a tissue.
Did you see that emo's Austrian Checkerboard?
by ambernumerouno October 17, 2023
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austrian dragon

Grabbing a man's balls and dragging it across a sand belt.
Dude that guy is getting an Austrian Dragon!
by FentFolder69000 April 27, 2024
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Austrian Cleaning Crew

An Austrian Cleaning Crew is when you hire a male stripper to dress as a slutty maid and clean your house.
My cousin’s 13th birthday was boring so I hired an Austrian Cleaning Crew for her.
by Mafoohoo April 27, 2025
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Austrian table tennis

A game where two or more people fill ten gallon containers with horse seman,pig seman,feces,Don Julio, red paint, marijuana honey mustard, toe nail clippings, cough syrup, cinnamon, luarys seasoned salt, methamphetamine, bublé sparkling water, period blood, urine, sweat, glass shards, contaminated Lake water, and bacon bits.The players then dump the mixture on a ping pong table with the Austrian flag painted on it. The players must then give each other rainbow kisses, and then whoever lasts the longest wins and must kill the other players with a luger pistol and wait till their body's begin to decay,then with the assistance of an unwilling third participant, munt the losing players while all of Graduation by Kanye West plays on JBL speakers specifically ten feet away from the body.
Me Anthony and David played some Austrian table tennis last week after we jumped at the community center.
by anonymous January 28, 2025
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