amish vibrator

riding on a bicycle over a rocky terrane to get yourself off
"Gloria refused to get off of her bicycle. I think she was giving herself an amish vibrator"
by the head pipeliner September 09, 2006
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Amish Sex

Sex with no electricity. Sex that has lost all emotion, feeling or love. Going through the (e)motions sexually. Wherein looking into your partner(s) eyes whilst fucking, all you can think about is whether or not you paid the cable bill.
Gary finished up the Amish Sex with his wife Belinda and wondered how he had ended up in this loveless hell called marriage after 34 years.
by SweetV January 26, 2010
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Amish Donut

An Amish Donut is a sexual act in which a male inserts his scruffy chin into the anus of another person and uses his beard to plow the rectal fields of their partner.
An Amish Donut can be served with or without cream filling, and receives the suffix "with sprinkles" when the act is performed between two men. Spouting Dutch nonsense is not required, but accepted.
Last night Ezekiel wanted to make out after he gave me an Amish Donut, but I made him shave his chin first.
by Amish Donut July 15, 2014
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Amish Jew

Never heard of an Amish Jew before? It's because they don't exist. Roundabout way for passive people to type I miss you!
Passive: Amish Jew!
Aggressive: Wtf I'm not an Amish Jew
Passive: Nvm
by amish jew June 22, 2013
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Amish marmalade

I haven't taken a shower for a week, so I got some Amish marmalade happenin' down there.
by Z. Tenao December 06, 2011
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amish jihad

An idea or action that proves to be nothing more than a colossal waste of time. Often destined for failure merely by the mere absurdity of it in the first place.
Tiffany spent hours trying to get a reservation at one of the trendy new restaurants in the city, but none of us could get together that night anyway. What an amish jihad!
by west122 September 19, 2013
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Amish Handjob

A luxurious smooth hand rub that is marked by butter churning level rubbing.
Erin gave a mean Amish Handjob and I melted in the bed like butter.
by TippyDippy85 June 30, 2020
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