AFS

Alpha Female Syndrome; Being in a situation when you're hitting on a girl but her friend is an alpha female, thusly cockblocking you and stifling any chance you had of getting laid.
ex 1:
Guy 1: I was talking to Sara and it was going great, but Betty came along interrogated me, then made Sara and the rest of the girls at the party leave.

Guy 2: Dude, that's a shitty case of AFS

ex 2:
Guy: So hey, do you want to head back to my place?

Girl 1: Sure, sounds good

Girl 2: Hey guys, I think I remember you, do you remember my name?

Guy; Umm, I don't think we met but..

Girl 2; No? Hey Jenna, let's go home. we're leaving. now.

Guy: That bitch gave me a one-way ticket to blue balls. Fuckin' AFS
by ukechaos January 03, 2009
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A retard student, annoying as fuck and follows you everywhere. Thinks hes a true rocker but he is just a poser. Anything and everything that spews out his mouth is bullshit. It\'s like his mouth is an overflowing toilet after a fat man finished shitting.
AF stands for Alexander Fernandez
#1: AF get away from me
AF: where u goin dudeeeee??
#1: fuck off yo
AF: did u know i got an ps5 im that damn cool dude
#1: get t he fuck away bitch
by Nikolay April 26, 2005
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Asian fuck slut or asian fuck sluts

An attractive asian female who looks prommiscuous or acts promiscuously
Did you see all the AFS at the party.

I'm going to find an AFS tonight
by Rugger J October 13, 2005
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by sharks28 October 25, 2016
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Anything For a Story; the idea that males will do anything, no matter how asinine or gross just to tell it to his friends the next morning. Usually quite true. Nothing whips a pack of males into a frenzy quicker than hearing a compatriot’s hilarious tale of perverse debauchery.
"Guys operate under the Code of AFS"
by James Dulac July 30, 2006
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Away for Shagging...otherwise known as fucking, Rodgering, Banging, Sex etc
Jesus Christ I'd love to stay on Facebook talking about how cute your new dog is but I'm AFS for 30 mins kthxbai!...
by KatjaVM October 16, 2010
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after finals sex
Tyler- "Gina, will u be my AFS?"

Gina- "What's that?"

Tyler- "After finals sex ;)"

Esther- "Oh shit, I already scheduled my AFS"
by estadakangsta72 December 15, 2010
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