Alpha Female Syndrome; Being in a situation when you're hitting on a girl but her friend is an alpha female, thusly cockblocking you and stifling any chance you had of getting laid.
ex 1:
Guy 1: I was talking to Sara and it was going great, but Betty came along interrogated me, then made Sara and the rest of the girls at the party leave.
Guy 2: Dude, that's a shitty case of AFS
ex 2:
Guy: So hey, do you want to head back to my place?
Girl 1: Sure, sounds good
Girl 2: Hey guys, I think I remember you, do you remember my name?
Guy; Umm, I don't think we met but..
Girl 2; No? Hey Jenna, let's go home. we're leaving. now.
Guy: That bitch gave me a one-way ticket to blue balls. Fuckin' AFS
Guy 1: I was talking to Sara and it was going great, but Betty came along interrogated me, then made Sara and the rest of the girls at the party leave.
Guy 2: Dude, that's a shitty case of AFS
ex 2:
Guy: So hey, do you want to head back to my place?
Girl 1: Sure, sounds good
Girl 2: Hey guys, I think I remember you, do you remember my name?
Guy; Umm, I don't think we met but..
Girl 2; No? Hey Jenna, let's go home. we're leaving. now.
Guy: That bitch gave me a one-way ticket to blue balls. Fuckin' AFS
by ukechaos January 2, 2009
Get the AFSmug. A retard student, annoying as fuck and follows you everywhere. Thinks hes a true rocker but he is just a poser. Anything and everything that spews out his mouth is bullshit. It\'s like his mouth is an overflowing toilet after a fat man finished shitting.
AF stands for Alexander Fernandez
AF stands for Alexander Fernandez
#1: AF get away from me
AF: where u goin dudeeeee??
#1: fuck off yo
AF: did u know i got an ps5 im that damn cool dude
#1: get t he fuck away bitch
AF: where u goin dudeeeee??
#1: fuck off yo
AF: did u know i got an ps5 im that damn cool dude
#1: get t he fuck away bitch
by Nikolay April 26, 2005
Get the afmug. Asian fuck slut or asian fuck sluts
An attractive asian female who looks prommiscuous or acts promiscuously
An attractive asian female who looks prommiscuous or acts promiscuously
by Rugger J October 17, 2005
Get the AFSmug. 
Jesus Christ I'd love to stay on Facebook talking about how cute your new dog is but I'm AFS for 30 mins kthxbai!...
by KatjaVM October 18, 2010
Get the AFSmug. Anything For a Story; the idea that males will do anything, no matter how asinine or gross just to tell it to his friends the next morning. Usually quite true. Nothing whips a pack of males into a frenzy quicker than hearing a compatriot’s hilarious tale of perverse debauchery.
by James Dulac July 29, 2006
Get the AFSmug. Tyler- "Gina, will u be my AFS?"
Gina- "What's that?"
Tyler- "After finals sex ;)"
Esther- "Oh shit, I already scheduled my AFS"
Gina- "What's that?"
Tyler- "After finals sex ;)"
Esther- "Oh shit, I already scheduled my AFS"
by estadakangsta72 December 17, 2010
Get the AFSmug.