you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

Some one who's storys are either blatantly full of shit or very flimsy at best.
Mark Whalberg bragging about taking down hi jackers

I would have taken those terrorists out
Mark, you're talking like a man with a paper asshole

by The real Rupert Pupkin January 19, 2017

I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!!

A phrase used to win an argument. After said phrase is spoken, proceed to punch the opposing person in the stomach. The phrase was first coined in internet personality Linkara's review of the god-awful DC Elseworlds story "Superman: At Earth's End," when Superman (looking an awful lot like Santa Claus) shouts the phrase at chicken-headed android Ben Boxer, and then proceeds to punch Boxer's guts out.

(walks up to random person on the street) "I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!" (punches said person in the stomach, possibly rupturing his/her intestines)

And yes, even if you are a woman, it only works if you shout, "I AM A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by OldeSchool November 25, 2010

Talks like a man with a paper ass

Also, talk like a man with a paper ass. Refers to an individual that lacks substance. Can't back up his big talk, bragging.

See that big mouth over there? He talks like a man with a paper ass.

by fonspa November 1, 2010

Checking a man’s left hip

When an annoying girl on tiktok posts about doing something random that has other implicit meaning and gives no further explanation so people are stuck wondering what her made up shit means.

This girl posted about checking a man’s left hip. She needs to get a life and stop wasting people’s time. Although all these people have time to waste if they are on tiktok.

by Gurtthespurt January 20, 2022

kick a man when he's down

(v.) To kick a man when he's down is to attack at the persons weakest moment. It defies the gentlemanly code of ethics, and does detract from reputation. Used literally or figuratively, it still has pretty much the same meaning.

I never kick a man when he'd down; stamping on his head is easier!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

i am no better than a man

when a WOMEN looks at another WOMAN body parts. Such as their boobs and/or ass

*sees a tiktok where a women has her boobs out* looks respectfully and says “i am no better than a man”

by mushierooms March 3, 2022

See a man about a horse

It means to politely excuse yourself from a situation to go to the restroom or buy a drink. It originated from men disappearing to go bet on horse or dog races. See a man about a dog means the same thing.

The earliest confirmed publication is the 1866 Dion Boucicault play Flying Scud in which a character knowingly breezes past a difficult situation saying, "Excuse me Mr. Quail, I can't stop; I've got to see a man about a dog." In a listing for a 1939 revival on the NBC Radio program America's Lost Plays, Time magazine observed that the phrase is the play's "claim to fame".

During Prohibition in the United States, the phrase see a man about a horse was most commonly used in relation to the consumption or purchase of alcoholic beverages.

by Coweyes February 21, 2013