Ruben is a gorgeous man who was sculpted by the gods! He is a man like no other. He is kind, caring, intelligent and has a heart of gold. Ruben is a very loyal and amazing friend who will always be there for you regardless of the situation. He is a person who knows you better than you know yourself. Ruben is very good with his hands and can fix anything and everything, especially broken hearts. Ruben is a very determined person and believes in love at first site. If he loves a girl, it doesn’t matter how long it takes her to love him back because he will forever be in love with her. If you ever find a Ruben, hold onto him because he will bring so much love and joy into your life!!
We Love Ruben!
by Meggiebeggie November 23, 2021
Get the Rubenmug. Ruben is a gorgeous man who was sculpted by the gods! He is a man like no other. He is kind, caring, intelligent and has a heart of gold. Ruben is a very loyal and amazing friend who will always be there for you regardless of the situation. He is a person who knows you better than you know yourself. Ruben is very good with his hands and can fix anything and everything, especially broken hearts. Ruben is a very determined person and believes in love at first site. If he loves a girl, it doesn’t matter how long it takes her to love him back because he will forever be in love with her. If you ever find a Ruben, hold onto him because he will bring so much love and joy into your life!!
We Love Ruben!
by Meggiebeggie November 23, 2021
Get the Rubenmug. Ruben is a very sexy portuguese guy and he can have sex for 60 minutes straight without cumming.
He's very strong and he loves his friends and pussy.
Like a real man, Ruben prefers ass to boobs.
He's very strong and he loves his friends and pussy.
Like a real man, Ruben prefers ass to boobs.
Random Girl - Oh! Look over there! It's Ruben!
Ruben - Hello sexy woman, would you like to have savage sex for and hour?
Random Girl - For sure! Oh my god!
Ruben - Hello sexy woman, would you like to have savage sex for and hour?
Random Girl - For sure! Oh my god!
by António Mendes December 22, 2021
Get the Rubenmug. A man of Mexican heritage that knows nothing about anything yet assumes all knowing wisdom about all subjects.
by RubenWrangler January 4, 2023
Get the Rubenmug. Get the Rubenmug. Ruben is usually a rude as hell person, but when you get to know him they're actually very cool and nice! Rubens make you laugh lots of times and are very social. They have dark humor and aren't afraid to tell you what they want!
Ruben that wasn't an appropriate joke!
by MackLee 101 October 22, 2019
Get the Rubenmug. by the cool gang April 21, 2010
Get the Rubenmug.