november 2nd

national cum in your girlfriends ass day. that doesn’t mean you can only fuck her in the ass. she’s just letting u finish there

me: babe i’m horny
him: it’s no nut november
me: and it’s november 2nd
him: well i’ve failed then

by ski279 November 1, 2019

November 2nd

You have to start talking to a boy/become friends with him! Go get him girl

Chloe: Hey, wanna be friends?
Abram: Uh why now?
Chloe: Because its November 2nd!!

by Savanna.jo October 30, 2020

November 2nd

National spoil your brat day

Brat: Hey, do you know today is November 2nd?
Dom: Oh yes, I'm well aware it is National Spoil Your Brat Day. Go pick out the toys for later.

by Freaky emo bitch October 16, 2022

November 2nd

National slap your siblings day:
Show them your love by slapping them

“ It’s November 2nd, It’s a beautiful day to slap my brother”

by MB the bitch October 31, 2019

November 2nd

The day ugly bitches were born.

Oh your birthday is November 2nd? I ain’t ever seen 2 pretty best friends ! (Hint i’m not the ugly one)

by Bitchface666 March 20, 2021

November 2nd

Ask for your crush hoodie. Or give your crush your hoodie.

Josh: Hey Ali
Ali: Oh Josh! I meant to ask you something earlier.
Josh: What's up
Ali: Can I wear your hoodie? It's November 2nd.
Josh: Oh bet

by simp-tingzzz October 29, 2021

November 2nd

National shrek day
a day dedicated to shrek

bro 1 : bro you celebrating november 2nd?
bro 2 : yea man! i’m watching shrek

by *click* November 2, 2019