April 26

National kiss day is on April 26. Kiss a friend have fun

Wow tomorrow is April 26.

by Hanndyss??)4: April 26, 2018

november 26

the day where you slap your friend that has the hair of timothy chalamet

me: hello

nigel: im gay and i love sucking cock how are you doing today
me: its november 26
nigel: ah shit man

by notmarcoiswear November 26, 2020

February 26

The Day where you can be yourself....A FUCKIN HOE! Do what ever you want!GO FUCK UR CRUSH! Do anything u want bitch

Oh it’s February 26! I’m going to not go to school instead I will fuck my hot neighbor

by milfbutwithnokids October 16, 2019

November 26

One day to celebrate and appreciate a REAL MOTHERFUCKA! Do whatever you want, it’s YO birthday, fuck everybody else

yooo it’s november 26!!!
oh fr man? it’s real niggas birthday!!
turn the fuck up!

by badbitch6482047 October 17, 2019

October 26

National punch the tallest person you know

Person: I really wanna punch her, She’s too tall! You: Oh, well it’s October 26, national punch the tallest person you know day!

by Skskksskksskksannaoop October 19, 2019

March 26

This is the day too show your gf love and get her something sweet

Jayden: bro it’s march 26 I’m gonna buy a ring for my girl
Jack: nice bro

by Girl idk October 31, 2019

Article 26

An imaginary written article of an employment agreement or policy, wherein one certain employee gets to dictate their own terms with regard to scheduling, overtime, time off, and other workplace rules, usually to the detriment of other employees.

The clear language of Article 26 allows him to bump anyone from their day off, regardless of any other policies in place.

While anyone else would have been suspended, Article 26 protected him from all discipline.

by Doctorsnote November 18, 2016