October 26

On October 25 it’s national sleepover day invite all your friends over because today is sleepover day

Susie:hey you wanna have a sleepover

Sarah:ummmm
Susie:but it’s national sleepover day, October 26

by Urmomgayyy October 25, 2019

October 26

Kiss your bestfriend whos name is Jomi day.

"Its October 26 so you have to kiss Jomi today."

by yakwtfii October 17, 2021

October 26

If you were born on this date you FUCKING SUCK AT GIVING HEAD that shit is so fucking sloppy

Ava gave some sloppy head because she was born on October 26

by Bill gates 6969696420 October 16, 2019

October 26

Let’s have sex day on this day you can fuck anyone

Let’s fuck because it is October 26

by Clay👌🏽👈🏽 October 17, 2019

October 26

When a name that starts with the letter "L" should date a person with the beginning letter of "d"

"omg Logan it's October 26th ask out a girl who's name begins with the letter d"

by Real0g October 24, 2019

October 26

Only pussies are born on this day they have terrible hair, have a shit sleep schedule, and are the most unluckiest people ever.

October 26 is the most shit day to be born

by Gabuko November 24, 2021

October 26

The day you get to punch a dick in the dick

Anna: *punches her ex who cheated on her in the dick*
Jake: Why did u punch me in the dick?
Anna: Because it’s October 26th

Jake: Meaning?
Anna: Its punch a dick in the dick day

by ISHAHAFHAFW November 15, 2020