2 + 2 = 5

Maths nerds making a joke out of some line from George Orwell's 1984

"Well *actually* 2 + 2 could = 5 !"

*pathetic nerd eagerly waits for confused stares to reinstate his superiority

by What March 25, 2005

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what's 2+2? gonorrhea

1) A phrase uttered in angst when on the ultimate self-journey to discovering why you lack a boyfriend.

2) A mathematical equation that makes sense to a whore.

From a video that originated on tumblr and reached Youtube in June 2011.

It's a video basically doing crazy stuff that I think guys like in a girl, like being dumb and a slut... and a "good time." K? So this is just gonna be me doing crazy stuff. K. Cuz I don't have a boyfriend, so I've kind of been wondering what's wrong with me, besides the fact that I don't have any boobs. I'm a full package you guys, except without the package. No I'm just kidding. Ok, so it's gonna start now. (Now, say "Do you like me now?" x 1000, put on excessive makeup, make yourself incredibly moist, fluff up your hair, do a myspace pose, lift up your shirt, and party boy. Eventually you will want to say "What's 2+2? Gonorrhea.")

by abracadaversandmagicerasers July 11, 2011

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2 3 4 2 ?

like 143 which basically means " i love you" 2 3 4 2 means "do you love me?" each number represents the amount of letters in each word. the response can be either a "2" for no, or "3" for yes.

tabitha: "2 3 4 2 ?"
jon: "2"
tabitha: /facepalm

by spumoni4444 August 11, 2010

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2+2=4-1

Righ so this meme has been out for like a week and it's over used

2+2=4-1 that's 3 quick maths, the ting goes ssssssskkkkkkkrrrrrr

by JamieMac12121269 September 20, 2017

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1.2+(sqrt(1-(sqrt(x^2+y^2))^2) + 1 - x^2-y^2) * (sin (10 * (x*3+y/5+7))+1/4) from -1.6 to 1.6

The equation,formula of an easter egg,literally that

how did you get here? idk,just that,a formula of an easter egg

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I CAN MAKE A SENTENCE WITH 1.2+(sqrt(1-(sqrt(x^2+y^2))^2) + 1 - x^2-y^2) * (sin (10 * (x*3+y/5+7))+1/4) from -1.6 to 1.6?!??!?!?!

by Satanickov October 5, 2019

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