Java the Hoot

A fictional owl-like being inadvertently created when an older gentleman from a northern Scandinavian country saw Star Wars and then proceeded to discuss the Jabba the Hut character with their heavy Scandinavian accent.

Oh yes, I’ve heard of him over the years and I think that Java the Hoot may be an outsized owl all amped on strong coffee but I don’t have a clue what he looks like!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2019

A hoot and a holler

A great time or experiance.

This was a hoot and a holler! -Goblin

by ILikeYourMomInCrocks October 11, 2020

A hoot and a holler

A very fun and entertaining time

Come to the party with us tonight, it’s going to be a hoot and a holler!

by kuntrykrazy66 May 19, 2020

blade hoots

When a smoker gets a torch and burns two knives to extreme temperature, then procedes to pick up the pot on the knife and squishes them together. The target generally has a funnel and inhales the smoke, for a super good high.

Johnny did blade hoots last night, man was he fucked.

by KyleManSK May 4, 2007

Hoot and a half

When describing an event or occasion that will be fun or entertaining.

"Hey do you want to go to Patricia Holten's party tomorrow?"
"Yeah sure! It'll be a hoot and a half"

by Sassy but classy July 6, 2016

you're a hoot

Someone that does something funny, or does something out of the ordinary, and then is commented to or about with the entry. The results may be viewed as being anything from wierd to hilarious.

You're a hoot, you ought to be on Comedy Central.

by Junny May 11, 2006

Sammy Hoot

The term for someone who sleeps with everyone and is often called a Slut

That Girl is so Sammy Hoot!

Don't be such a Sammy Hoot, Pick only One guy a night!

by The Girl from across the stree July 29, 2010