Jacob Beamer

Jacob Beamer is super hot. But dont be tricked, hes a major fuckboy. Jacob Beamers tend to be short but not down there..... if you know what i mean. He will be all innocent then POP out of no where he will ask for nudes! He always hangs out with girls, and hot ones too! ( which im pretty sure he pays them to hang out with him) Dont fall for a Jacob Beamer!

"He is such a fuckboy! He just asked me for nudes!"
"He must be a Jacob Beamer"

by kay.kay.kay. May 22, 2016

Headlight Beamers

Some big ol titties

Man she got some HEADLIGHT BEAMERS on her.

by Martha Roberts October 10, 2016

Beamer Done

Completely done; finished; over; never again

"Are you done with him? Not just done...Beamer Done."

by Larry Dominick December 25, 2006

Beamer

"I like femboy dick."

Is a very wimpy pilot, who loves to suck femboy dick all day long while flying his Cessna.

Man did you see Beamer today?

Yeah he was sucking some femboy dick.

by One stupid idiot May 27, 2022

Beamer

A millenial who is similar to a boomer. They have the Trump mentality and not a clue how to use Twitter, Facebook or Instagram.

'Hey, have you seen Justin Bieber's Instagram?' 'Yeah, he's such a beamer'

by themasterharold March 6, 2020

Beamer

This is a nickname used in Rap} songs for a BMW

Bro that beamer pulled up to the school like Skrrt

by RelaxedFlame311 January 10, 2019

A Beamer

A Beamer : an B.M.W. A Black Mexican & White American

Not A Derogatory term yet playful slang, amongst fellow friends in describing their friend or mate

Te’Te’ is A Beamer Luxurious ride wink wink, a fine ass, black and white Mexican

by Dadonn February 19, 2025