Person 1- “Hey why are you always praying to that onion
Person 2- “Sorry man, i’m praying to my holy god, Shrek”
Person 2- “Sorry man, i’m praying to my holy god, Shrek”
by ChaoticSnail June 24, 2019

He represents hope and courage in times of sorrow. He is the light that shines brightly, leading us through life.
Praise be to shrek
by Danny De\/ito August 28, 2019

by -OwO- November 1, 2019

Shrek is a fictional green ogre who has become a meme and has become alive because of the memes. Nowadays, he is the listed in USA Today as the Shrexiest Man Alive 2019.
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
Lord Farquaad is a nasty bowl-cut ogre-h8r. He is not shrexy. He is the opposite. He is Farqugly.
Shrek is married to Mrs. Shrek. She is a pretty shrexy lady.
Lord Farquaad was defeated by Shrek's shrexiness and his amazing succable ears.
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
Lord Farquaad is a nasty bowl-cut ogre-h8r. He is not shrexy. He is the opposite. He is Farqugly.
Shrek is married to Mrs. Shrek. She is a pretty shrexy lady.
Lord Farquaad was defeated by Shrek's shrexiness and his amazing succable ears.
Oh my Shrek, I love Shrek 2! It is the best movie to me.
Shrek is so much cuter than that Farqugly man; That Farqugly man does not have succable ears.
Shrek is so much cuter than that Farqugly man; That Farqugly man does not have succable ears.
by 6PP9 May 2, 2019

by Spade and Shade September 22, 2020

by Shrektile December 18, 2018

Shrek is a god like figure in which we must sacrifice our dignity and will to serve him. If you do not follow these steps his loyal subject donkey will kill you and serve you to shrek
by Jarret Giroux June 9, 2021
