Shrek

A majestic prophet, who Jesus prays, he will butt rape you at night and it is The ultimate experience, Shrek thinks onions have layers, so they have layers. He once said that ogres can lay down a beat.

My life has a new front

what happened

Shrek cleansed by rectum

by DaddiesCumming September 10, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is a god like figure in which we must sacrifice our dignity and will to serve him. If you do not follow these steps his loyal subject donkey will kill you and serve you to shrek

Someone: God is the highest power
Everyone else: No shrek

by Jarret Giroux June 9, 2021

Shrek

Shrek is a slang word for The Christian Bible.

Did you see the new version of Shrek?

by Shrektile December 18, 2018

Shrek

the god himself

shrek is not drek, for he is the ogrelord

by Lord Succwad September 4, 2018

Shrek

He represents hope and courage in times of sorrow. He is the light that shines brightly, leading us through life.

Praise be to shrek

by Danny De\/ito August 28, 2019

Shrek

The guy that'll fuck your lord farquad and will steal the princes

OH shrek stop please OOOHHH NOT THE ANAL

by -OwO- November 1, 2019

Shrek

A unit of time equal to an hour and thirty minutes.

Example 1:
I'm going to take a nap for about a shrek

Example 2:
Person 1: How long's the movie
Person 2: About a shrek
Person 1: Are we just watching shrek again
Person 2: ...Maybe...

by generalofnerdia March 10, 2018