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๐Ÿ†๐Ÿšฒ 

Dude 1: He the best rapper
Dude 2: You ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿšฒ
Dude 1: Huh
Dude 2: Stop ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿšฒ
๐Ÿ†๐Ÿšฒ by Twwws July 26, 2022

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( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)
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๐Ÿ†๐Ÿง€ by bit125 August 10, 2022

๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ

"Wow that's a really wet eggplant ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ"

๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿซฃ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿคจ UwUDaddy69๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐˜๐Ÿ’ฅโ•พโ”โ•คใƒ‡โ•ฆ๏ธปเถžเท ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿฅต ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐ŸคคNNN๏ฃฟ 

a long and weird string of characters
person 1 hello

๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿซฃ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿคจ UwUDaddy69๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐˜๐Ÿ’ฅโ•พโ”โ•คใƒ‡โ•ฆ๏ธปเถžเท ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿฅต ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐ŸคคNNN๏ฃฟ - stfu

person 1 - what is that username

๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿซฃ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿคจ UwUDaddy69๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐˜๐Ÿ’ฅโ•พโ”โ•คใƒ‡โ•ฆ๏ธปเถžเท ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿฅต ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐ŸคคNNN๏ฃฟ - DEEZ NUTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE

person 1 - i want to delete your acc

๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿซฃ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿคจ UwUDaddy69๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜ซ ๐˜๐Ÿ’ฅโ•พโ”โ•คใƒ‡โ•ฆ๏ธปเถžเท ๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ ๐Ÿฅต ๐Ÿ—ฟ ๐ŸคคNNN๏ฃฟ - you cant do that

๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅฅ 

When a man and a woman are performing a reproductive act. A woman that prefers 1. That the man excludes his โ€œraincoatโ€ and 2. When the man concludes his portion of the exchange, that he does so โ€œinside the houseโ€ rather than exiting the premises and discarding his โ€œcontributionโ€ elsewhere.
Her: You know what I was thinking?
Him: Only if you tell me๐Ÿ™„
Her: You donโ€™t need to wear protection anymore
Him: ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅฅ
Her: Yes!

๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅฅ 

When a man and woman are performing a reproductive at and the woman 1. Prefers that the man leave his โ€œraincoatโ€ off and 2. When the man concludes his portion of the shared act, that his little friend remains โ€œinsideโ€ rather than going โ€œoutsideโ€ to finish his portion or contribution to the shared act.
Her: You know what I was thinking?
Him: Only if you tell me ๐Ÿ™„
Her: You donโ€™t need to wear protection anymore ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŒฎ
Him: Are you serious?!
Her: ๐Ÿ’ฏ
Him: ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿฅฅ