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Joe Mama so fat…… 

Joe mama so fat refers to a popular and creative joke referring to ‘Joe Mama’ and is usually said in a format such as….

Joe mama so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed’

Joe mama jokes are often told within school grounds, and are lent with no harmful intent.
Joe mama so fat…… the Eiffel Tower quivers when she’s near

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I can't believe I just typed out `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?`¡™£¢∞§¶•ªº–≠œ∑´®†¥¨ˆøπ“‘«åß∂ƒ©˙∆˚¬…æΩ≈ç√∫˜µ≤≥÷` € fifl‡°·‚—±Œ„´‰ˇÁ¨ˆØ∏”’»ÅÍÎÏ˝ÓÔÒÚÆ¸˛Ç◊ı˜Â¯˘¿ on my computer and named all of the characters possible on a modern day computer!

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When you are so bored that you run your finger across the entire keyboard whilst holding alt, then again whilst additionally holding shift
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The final level of boredom. When you type all of the characters on the keyboard then proceed to type all that again backwards.
Bob: I’m bored.
Tim: Type what you type.
Bob: I’m bored of that.
Tim: Then what?
Bob: qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1234567890@#$&*()’”%-+=/;:,.€£¥_^{}§|~…\<>!??!><\…~|§}{^_¥£€.,:;/=+-%”’)(*&$#@0987654321mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
Tim: WTF.

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All the symbols posible on the touch keyboard in the first collunm
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When you are so bored you type the longest form of qwertyuiop backwards
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