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a skid is an obese no-life who sits in a musty gaming chair and eats, codes, extorts little girls, and says the n word.
this kid needs to get some bitches and touch some grass, what a skid!
by realfactsonly69 November 29, 2021
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Abbreviation of the phrase “Script Kiddie”. They have absolutely no knowledge on programming, threaten to boot anyone offline on Discord with stressthem.to and constantly scam people for absolutely no reason.
Some guy: Bruh ur a skid
Skid: I WILL BOOT YOU OFFLINE
by souhhhhhhyeah January 30, 2021
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Pieces of excresion that are forced into the fibres of underwear due to the pressures of the wearer's fat ass. Also known as a skid mark
Jesus Louis, Youv'e skidded up your jocks again! You smell like an obese scottish male stripper!
by Ranga McFip October 13, 2004
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My Dads' Name.
by shithole May 12, 2003
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by geezer November 9, 2002
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verb, to have casual sex, to fuck (may be used with preposition on, as "skid on") (usually has derogatory connotation; not the way you'd refer to sex with someone you cared about)

noun, a person inclined to casual sex, a slut (male or female) (someone who is really successful may be called a skidmaster)
Go away, man, I'm skidding in here!

So, did you skid on that Sarah bitch the other night?

That Kassie is such a wild skid!
by FarmBoy December 28, 2005
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To leave with great haste, thus leaving metaphoric tire marks.
I gotta skid outta here - or - I'm skiddin' out.
by Zendaddy April 26, 2006
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