Two-Flush

A sarcastic name for a person who neglects to double flush after an especially large bowel movement.

"Oh, here comes Johnny Two-Flush scrambling for a plunger. He must've plugged the toilet again."

by DirtyBoz February 28, 2013

candy flush

The art of playing Candy Crush saga while in the bathroom, on the toilet.

Dude I just went to candy flush before P&T with Schwiggles and I beat B Jones' record!

by WSoP class of 2014 October 22, 2013

Schlieman Flush

When you get off with more than 6 people in one night. Classy.

Person 1: "How many people did you get with last night??"
Person 2: "Well..let's just see I got a schlieman flush"

by H&S October 10, 2008

Flushing Rappers

A list of the top and most popular rappers from Flushing Queens, New York:
Mic Geronimo
Flowsik
Nutso
Royal Flush
Grand Larce
Large Professor
Neek The Exotic
Shogunna
Aleon
Jiggz
EscoHolla
Eyezlow
Pop-off Balla
Frank White
Social Suiside
Marc Dollarz
Reign Era

Damn, that's them Flushing Rappers.

by Flush Town rep June 6, 2011

mercy flush

when a dump smells so bad that you must flush half-way through for your own or the person in the next cubicle's health

omg this dump stinks, i better mercy flush

by Da Scrummage King May 4, 2010

kick flush

the act of kicking the flusher of a toilet to avoid hand contact

Dude, I pulled a kick flush so I wouldn't have to touch that sick toilet!

by polishladdy January 10, 2010

dual flush

the act of pinching off a dookie which in turn requires a flush prior to the initial flush in order to prevent clogging due to an overload of toilet paper

man #1- Dude! My dookie was so big i couldnt help but pinch it off...but then i had to dual flush.
man #2- C'mon bro! I didn't need to know that!

by HoneyMustard January 18, 2009