yarmulke

A small cloth circle worn on the head by orthodox jews (only men, usually) as sort of a way to show respect and reverence to their God and let everyone else around them know that they are orthodox jews

Put on your yarmulke before you go into temple

by Nobody June 30, 2004

yarmulke

A beanie worn by Jewish men to protect their souls from being stolen by Catholics.

Yarmulke is a tin foil hat, only it works against other religions, not the government.

by Grinnar January 5, 2009

yarmulke

Protective head gear worn by honorary jews

<a jew ponders>
"Should i wear my yarmulke under my baseball hat or over it"

by Automatah April 6, 2003

yarmulke

the most magical thing in the world. jews r the luckiest people on earth. they always have magic upon they're head!! they come in many colors. n many fabrics. they rockkkk! every1 envies the yarmulke wearers...

guy 1- "omg look! yarmulkes!"
guy 2- "those people r sooo lucky"
guy 1- "hey they're gettin on the roller coaster with the yarmulkes on. won't they fly off?"
guy 2- "haha nooo way. i saw them go SWIMMING with the yarmulkes earlier"
guy 1- "they didn't go underwater tho, riiiight?"
guy 2- "OF COURSE!!! yarmulkes r not clipped on or glued. they r held on by sumthing much stronger..."
guy 1- "and whats that?"
guy 2- "magic..."

by lacyfrickenroxxx11;) August 20, 2009

Yarmulke

When a man is having sex with a woman from behind, he pulls out right before ejaculation, grabs a yarmulke and ejaculates into it, and then puts it on her head. That shit will never fall off during services.

Dude, my girl and I tried out the yarmulke at Beth El, she wore my yarmulke the rest of Shabbat.

by JewKing July 22, 2011

Yarmulke Dance

The act of inserting a penis into a vagina and making a fool of yourself by grunting loudly.

Last night my wife and I totally had a yarmulke dance fest!

by ominous125 June 5, 2009

Yarmulke Trick

Scoring three hockey goals in 24 hours. Less than a hat trick but more than just a goal or two.

Tkachuk scored two goals yesterday. If he scores one more today, he’ll have a Yarmulke Trick!

by JusDin January 5, 2025