woulda

Short for "would have".

I woulda played fo good.

by Fangsta March 17, 2003

woulda

i would have done it like an animal

eg, i woulda eaten all of audrey’s food, cuz i’m hungry

by hangry_quokka January 29, 2019

woulda

Short for "would of"

If I didn't get laid I woulda died.

by Hdo0d0gdk6i9n!s November 15, 2004

woulda'did

The Cambodian-American bastardization of the English phrase "would have done", made famous by the Turnerite Prostopher.

I woulda'did played some more basketball, but I got tired, so I sat on it.

by ajp2 September 25, 2018

woulda coulda shoulda

Meaning: would have, could have, should have
A reply you give to a whinging person who is expressing regret for not having taken a particular course of action when the opportunity originally presented itself. They've suffered the consequences and they are possibly fishing for sympathy or simply beating themselves up about it.

It essentially means, "Too late for regrets, you can't change the past, get on with your life, learn from the experience, make better choices in future, stop doing a post mortem on your life."

Brian: If only I'd listened to my folks and hadn't dropped out of school, I could've been someone by now.
Cecil: Woulda coulda shoulda, Brian.

by suedannim March 4, 2013

Woulda Coulda Gouda Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a special gouda cheeseburger

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda Burger. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

you woulda thought tho

A more exciting way to say "No" or "fuck nah" as emulated by folks from The Streets

Mandy: Cindy dearest, may I please cop one of those loosies?
Cindy: YOU WOULDA THOUGHT THOOOO

by NatPolan April 3, 2016