vj

short for video-jockey

I secretly wanna be a vj on Fuse. It's killing me, man.

by xoxotigerlilyxoxo November 24, 2007

vj

v. see also VJ'd (past)
1. To accidentally ejaculate into your own eye
2. To accidentally ejaculate into your partner's eye

1. Oh man, that would have been so much better if I didn't VJ at the end
2. He's not that bad in bed, but at the end, he VJ'd me!

by Dustin May 01, 2005

VJ

The person who mixes lights and video projections at events, parties and clubs.

The visuals were amazing, the VJ was mixed up some amazing footage at last night's party

by klik December 19, 2003

VJ

An announcer of a television show of popular recorded music; also one who plays recorded video for dancing at a nightclub or party.

In the news: MTV welcomes back VJ Michie Bleary for an undisclosed amount; VJ VaVaVoom is doing his third installation at the Guggenheim

by Will Greenhalgh June 09, 2003

VJ

The term VJ (Vag. Job) refers to the female equivalent of a BJ (Blow Job).
Giving a VJ is also known as perfoming cunnilingus. VJ is often used in place of cunnilingus due to its concise nature.

Colleen: "Hey, since I gave you a BJ, I expect a VJ in return."
Jeff: "Hell no, thats not part of our arrangement."

by Jeffy March 30, 2004

VJ

the area of the female genitalia espacially the vagina. Popular names are Vajayjay and Vaj.

'hey man, don't be such a VJ'
i.e. hey man, dont be such a vagina'
or
someone sees a girl in her underwear and she says:
'ah, dont look at my VJ!'

by Florence Winters February 07, 2008

VJ

Like a blow job for girls.

A vagina job!

If he doesn't give me a VJ tonight, I'm going to break up with him.

This guy gives the best VJ!

by lazylady July 30, 2009