Val’s cafeteria food

Val’s cafeteria food is a one of a kind food that either you hate or you love. There’s no in-between. You could get a rotten apple from the trash, or even find a stray hair in your tater tot hot dish. With Val’s cafeteria food, anything is possible. Even food poisoning.

“Hey have you tried Val’s cafeteria food?”

“No, but I heard it’s one of a kind!”

by VERONICAtheHARMONICANIST November 26, 2018

val's cousin

the coolest most awesomest discordian to ever exist in the world. stayed in a vc for 94 days for grail juice wrld song "no hands" and was a top 50 trovian before his untimely ban.

wow i love val's cousin

by xignotic April 14, 2025

val state

Nickname for Valencia Community College, located in east Orlando. See VCC

I'm attending Val State because I got a 440 on my SAT and couldn't get into any college in Florida.

by Ho-Town September 25, 2005

Val Val Special

When Valerie squirts her juicy cum in a popsicle maker and then freezes it for a refreshing, cold, dessert after an amazing cream pie sesh.

Shea called me over cause he said he wanted to give me the Val Val Special

by Dickfart April 15, 2020

Val is scrumdiliisous

Marry me Val please

Heyab: MARRY ME MY LOVE
Heyab: Val is scrumdiliisous

by <3~! August 13, 2022

SGT Val

a greedy penny-pinching jew

Is formely known as SGT Autismo of the U.S.S Dipshit.

Don't be such a SGT Val, the coupons expired.

by NotUkrianianCheekiBreeki April 5, 2019

Sexy val

A girl who has a tendency to suck a mans penis while putting very large things in her ass like broom handles or tree branches. She also enjoys having a man urinate in a condom, have him freeze it and then she eats it like a popsicle while he fucks her and éjaculantes in her nose.

I overheard someone say they enjoy the sexy val

by Paeeudonym September 19, 2017