turtle mud

(n) The residue left on the head of a mans penis after performing anal penetration on a willing (or unwillinng "oops! I slipped") subject.

John: My daughter is moving to New York and my turtle dick is not getting any more turtle mud.

by A. Friend August 27, 2007

Choking a mud turtle

Doing a strenuous shit.

1. Got to go and choke a mud turtle.

2. Mary's been in the toilet a while. She must be choking a mud turtle.

by murtle the turtle August 22, 2006

Mud turtle

Extremely large African female with attitude.

Big ole fukin mud turtle tried to pick a fight.

by Stefex13 July 28, 2012

mud turtle

An unattractive woman.

I'd never go out with Mary. She's such a mud turtle.

by Andrew Morse September 24, 2006

mud turtle

n. Derogatory term to describe African Americans

That goddamn mud turtle stole my television.

by Ray Flynn May 13, 2005

mud-turtle

girl you would hook up with drunk, but not sober.

Q: dude i was so hammered last night what happen?

A: Dude you hooked up with that mud-turtle with the acne all over her face.

by blacktony July 1, 2008

mud turtle

An uncurcumzied penis

Bob has a mud turtle.

by Dave Gross April 9, 2008