trick fucking

To fuck a female in an acrobatic manner without regard to your physical safety or well-being. The art of being extremely creative outside the norm for usual sexual positions. The polar opposite of love making. Eye contact and conversation is discouraged during and after the act unless said contact involves highly congratulatory praise of the male. Example positions include, but are not limited to: "The Jackhammer"; "The Sideways Scramble"; "The Paul Bunyan" or "The Reverse Plank."

Man, that bitch had never seen trick fucking like that before. I had her put her legs behind her head, feet to the pillows upside down and laid the dick down like a Jackhammer.

My old lady tried to kiss me and gaze deep into my eyes during sex. I flipped the script, trick fucked her and now she's making my breakfast...quietly.

There's not enough ice in the North Pole to cool the damage my trick fucking did to her vagina.

by AnBsometimesC March 29, 2014

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high speed trick fucking

the kind of sex you have while swinging on the ceiling fan, riding on the hood of the car, or rafting whitewater.

I wore him out with all that high speed trick fucking last nite!

by Ldestruckto June 13, 2009

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The words I am saying... Are not a trick you retarded fucking asshole

The words I am saying... Are not a trick you retarded fucking asshole.

Hym Iam "The words I am saying... Are not a trick you retarded fucking asshole! What the actual fuck is wrong with you?"

by Hym Iam January 17, 2026

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Truck Fucking

Truck Fucking is when a small wimpy man proceeds to fuck a large women(body builder) and becomes the bitch.

A: Hey Joe.
B: Hey Matt.
B: So, how was it?
A: Not good, she totally truck fucked me.
B: Hey I'm getting a Truck Fuckingtonight maybe you wanna--
A: Go home!

by SaggyGoudaCheese September 21, 2014