a term coined by
Jonathan Jokerst that references the male anatomy in a
way that expresses it being so big and long that it touches the
water in the toilet while sitting down.
"dude did you see Jimmy in the shower after practice?! holy
hell i didn't know he had one of them toilet
water touchers!"
"Katie can't really sit down today, she said she was with a dude last night that had one of them toilet
water touchers."