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The act of sneaking upon an absent friend or colleague's chair and farting upon it before they return.
Dude! VJ's gone to the bvathroom. I'm going to biscuit his chair.
by Marlboro' Man December 12, 2007
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A fat wap. Person of unenviable girth.

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Salad dodger. Hips like a 100 watt bulb. Thighs like rolls of lino.
See that Mark Daniels - there's a well trodden path to the fridge door in his house..... He's no stranger to the biscuit tin....
by Blue boy April 6, 2004
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a fat wap

cant stop eating

lots of chins
your moms so fat when she wheres a yellow rain coat people run behind her shouting TAXI!
by your mom April 8, 2004
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not to get anything without taking a chance. In other words: no risk, no reward
I won't make it to the finish, I don't wanna even try. Look on the bright side dawg, let's risk it to get the biscuit.
by conjuror1 November 12, 2009
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an expression that is used when someone is hit with comedic misfortune.Used by a fat Italian Man in Family Guy Season 16, Episode 6.
Mark: My car got hit at K-Mart
Bob: Ain't that somethin' to flip your biscuit
by Megaloafdon November 1, 2021
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