thudnesday

That day of the week when you're not sure what day it really is because you've been sheltered inside with no outside contact.

"Daddy, what day is it?" "Uh, I think it's Thudnesday, but it could be Frursday."

by Mr. Jensen April 2, 2020

Thuesday

A holiday, originated at Rutgers University. The dumbass professors made the Tuesday before Thanksgiving a Thursday schedule. Since Thursday means Thanksgiving, Tuesday became a pseudo-Thanksgiving. Hence Thuesday was born.

"Tank, we destroyed the muffins."
"I know, Ivan, but it's Thuesday so everyone will be drunk."

by btonetbone November 24, 2009

Thuesday

The way of saying Tuesday and Thursday at the same time

I only walk around nude in thuesdays

by Dankburrito September 4, 2017

Thuesday

The window between Tuesday and Thursday. Or when disorganized dump heavys are aloud to make a plan.

We will be cheering on Thuesday.

by Bj114 October 17, 2018

thuesday

the day between tuesday and thursday refering to wednesday.

jim: dude you want to get some food?
bill: i have to work; how about thuesday?

by Jonny Ferrentino April 25, 2008

Thuesday

A word used b some Norwegians to say Tuesday while texting without checking the autocorrection. If your phone is set to Norwegian language and you are writing in English, you will likely send Thuesday instead of Tuesday to the recipient(s).

Guy: Are still up for a date tonight?
Lady: I am afraid no. What about we meet for a beer on thuesday?

by Ailig2U April 4, 2019

twuednesday

The false belief that the day is Wednesday, when in reality it is Tuesday. Often occurs during a boring Tuesday shift, in a vain attempt to feel closer to the weekend.

"Dude, just thought it was Wednesday."
"But it's Tuesday!"
"I know! Must be the curse of twuednesday."
"How depressing!"

by Bafination February 21, 2017