the wasp

The act of soaking the outside of a condom in germ-x, rubbing alcohol, or any other substance that may cause stinging, swelling and irritation to whatever may be penetrated.

The cheerleader was concerned that she had a vaginal and anal STD, but she was only another victim of the wasp.

by jakethunder November 12, 2015

bee stung the wasp

When a "bottom" switches placed and becomes a "top" for a day, not used for known "switches".

Did you hear about Andrew and Caleb? Caleb managed to get Andrew to take it for once. The bee stung the wasp

by Lord_Racoon February 17, 2023

The friendly wasp

The friendly wasp is a sexual act requiring a wasp hailing from a Greek island, a glass bottle of Coca Cola and a willing participant. First start by capturing the insect inside of the bottle of coke, this is made marginally easier when at a dining table, with food present to attract the wasp.

Once captured, the bottle must be mildly shaken to aggravate the assailant, then the mouth of the bottle should be placed up the anus of the willing participant with haste to ensure no escape can occur and left for a period of time until the bottle is “emptied”.

My mate Joe went to Corfu this year and got talked into trying “The friendly wasp” , he said he tried it just for fun

by Larry Longbottom December 22, 2025

wasp on the lapel

Any situation where a person becomes unduly panicked and makes ill-advised decisions or movements as a result.

Guy 1: Gerald thought he saw his ex-girlfriend so he turned around to bolt and ran straight into a waitress and knocked her tray full of drinks all over the floor.
Guy 2: He had a wasp on the lapel.
Guy 1: Exactly.

by exitflagger May 1, 2008

Pigeons and the Wasps

Lesbian/Gay sex ED. Basically opposite of the birds and the bees.

Told my dad I was gay and he was tryna give me the pigeons and the wasps talk.

by humtoitriley December 4, 2023