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The Snookie 

When you go to the clinic after a night in the smoosh room, and the doctor says you have a new, unidentified STD. Yep, that's right. You got the Snookie.
I'm on these meds that I'm not supposed to drink on...I got the Snookie last night.

I don't know what I did last night, but I woke up with the Snookie.

After a night of Nookie, I pissed and realized I got the motha' fuckin' snookie.
The Snookie by amberenergy84 February 23, 2011
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The Snookie Diet 

This diet consists of drinking alcohol all day and swallowing large amounts of protien.
I was having oral sex with Tony, cause lets face it once he starts it's not like I'm gonna tell him to get off me, besides I'm on The Snookie Diet.
The Snookie Diet by ebabe February 10, 2010

snookie in the bosom

That snookie in the bosom was bomb. Got a poop dick though

the sookie stackhouse

The most mind-blowing blowjob a person can give. This act enables a man to reach the highest form of ecstasy.

The River City Snooki 

Toga wearing mexapino who is refused service at local dive bars.
The River City Snooki was on the prowl after drinking a few wine decanters and ninja bombing the wedding.
The River City Snooki by KEvans September 16, 2010