the red tape

An infamous porn tape. Introduced to the world in Dane Cook's HBO show, Tourgasm.

I spank the monkey to the red tape.

the red tape by Nate X. August 14, 2006

the red tape

a certan punishment in the military where it is currently unknown but durring WWII aparently very bad w the red army but it is just something you wanna avoid at all costs (some even commit suicide)

Military commander: i carried out my orders, i sent in all of my boys...but the german engulfed us....they has artiliry, aircraft, tanks...and me, what did i have...

Krushtev: a sacred duty to resist!.......perhaps youd prefer to avoid the red tape.
*slides a torkev to him on the table*

military commander: *takes pistol* *BANG!*

the red tape by Raven M 203 June 3, 2010

cut the red tape 

a 90's term for quit fooling around, made popular by sailor moon.

Goldilocks: i'm pregnant.
Little red riding hood: orly? is baby bear paying child support?
Goldilocks: cut the red tape, red, this is serious shit!

cut the red tape by Stupidly Sophisticated February 14, 2014