the patch

a new form of birth control that works like the pill but its a small patch that sticks to the skin. Prevents a woman from having babies. She changes it once a week and goes the fourth week without a patch.

Guy #1: So man, you using condoms?
Guy#2: No man my girls on the patch.
Guy #1: whats that shit?
Guy #2: dunno man, but apparently it works

by irish March 22, 2004

the patch

denoting a woman's public hair shaved in a tiny square shape above her special area. ant. the line or the shrub.

That hottie has the patch, it's shaped like a heart.

by Teddu August 6, 2003

Patched

Scottish Slang.
Definition- You just got ignored by someone.

"Haha You just got heavy patched"
"I Keep getting patched the full day by everyone"

by Dervint October 23, 2015

Patching

Being a shady bastard and opening a chat and ignoring it.

Kieran was patching my snapchats earlier.

by SeshGremlinX February 4, 2019

Patching

Patching is nickname used for people in discord servers that meows on command and bottom frag in valorant games.

Your friend: "Yo, this person was meowing in the discord call"

You: "Yeah I know she is Patching"

by nevimbrasko April 30, 2022

Patching

The act of opening a message/chat and ignoring it.

My boyfriend was patching my messages yesterday.

by SeshGremlinX February 4, 2019

Patched

To be left on your own. Normally occurs to someone whose 'friends' hate them. A Scottish word.

Way! You got nigeled
No! I got patched, okay?

by Iamnotafuckingaccident June 16, 2010