the gav

To send a highly innapropriate email to a far broader reaching audience than intended.

To "Do the Gav" would be like accidentally sending hardcore porn to your Mum, Dad, aunty and children.

by AaronTodd July 18, 2006

A Gav the sav

A short stubby pencil penis. This type of penis that tries to please, but never will.

I just had a dick appointment last night and he totally had a gav the sav. I couldn't even feel it.

by Savage E August 21, 2017

Gav The Chav

A word used to describe a man called Gavin. He is the toughest motherfucker in the word and he is just a pure chav bastard. This fella could stab you in a heartbeat if you got on his nerves. He also loves Chinese more than life itself so never come between him and the Chinese because you’ll know about it.

“Jaysus that’s gav the chav, he’s some scumbag”
“Don’t cross me or I’ll give you a fellas number and heel sort you out…..it’s gav the chav btw”

by TheMaNHimselfShur March 25, 2023

Bang the Gavel

When you smoke weed to signify the end of a business meeting. Usually signified by tapping a pipe against a hard surface twice.

L: Yo Aaron, why are we still talking about the recipes.. We bang the gavel like 20 minutes ago..
A: Dam, you right.. Lets go to Taco Bell

by BootyPimples December 17, 2013

keeping up with the gavs

name a more iconic trio. ill wait.

person: omg its keeping up with the gavs!

by kuwtg April 6, 2017

the gavel

the act of repeatedly slapping your now flacid penis on a girl's face after ejaculating on her face or in her mouth while exclaiming, "Court is adjourned!"

After a nice dinner with my wife, we retired to our bedroom for a night of intercourse. After finishing the act orally, I proudly gave the gavel to the mother of my children.

by noels701 November 16, 2007

The Gavel

A sex act in which a man is having intercourse with a woman in the missionary position, and, when he is about to orgasm, pulls out his cock and shoots all over the girls stomach. Before losing his erection, he slaps the puddle of gizz on the girls stomach and proudly declares, "Justice has been served".

Can you believe Ned pulled the gavel on that tri-delt ho last night? It was like judge joe brown up in that bitch!

by Tha Dogg October 1, 2006