the dark side

liars about having cookies

evil dude: "Come over to the dark side, we have cookies"
some guy: "ok"

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some guy: "hey where are the cookies?!??!!!?!"
evil dude: "its the dark side, what did you expect"

by FTWbasharDGKinfected December 23, 2009

the dark side

The evil side of the Force in the Star Wars Saga.

Anakin Skywalker is such a fag for goin to the dark side.

by Darth_ToCA September 29, 2005

The Dark Side

The marketing department, if you work in product development.

See you guys later. I've got to go to The Dark Side for a scheduling meeting.

by kilkrazy January 10, 2005

The Dark Side

The technical side of theatre. Including (but not limited to): Light design/board, spot op, sound board, backstage crew, set desingn/construction etc. Called the dark side because of techies affinity for the dark, and that they dont spend as much time actually in their bright lights than the actors.

I turned to the dark side a two years ago and plan to stay there throughout high school.

by Brian September 1, 2005

The Dark Side

We have cookies.

The dark side has the best cookies evar!!!!!

by Darth douchebag May 29, 2010

the dark side

where african americans tend to gather during assemblies.

"pardon me mr. caucasion, but your a blemish on the face of the dark side."

by wankstas anonomous November 6, 2007

The Dark Side

Feels good doesn't it?

Hym "Hahahaha! This is great! It really is. I can almost see your eyes starting to glow yellow. Isn't it better? Isn't it better to be like me? Before you were feeble and weak. A sad old coward peddling his fraudulent ethic and other people's ideas to an inane mob who (in your own admission) can't even think. Now, you're still all of those things, except, evil. Good thing you don't believe in God. You even see the feed back look. Look at them. Look at yourself. Completely incapable of adhering to ANY ethic. Even one of you're own creation! Laws? Irrelevant. Morality? Equally irrelevant. There is only POWER! There is only the dark side! You have it and I do not. And look what you do with it. Wield it against your enemies. And now your life is a lie of your own creation. Whereas mine is the creation of the horde. And at who's behest? Hahahahahaha! Look at him go! The one true god! Hahahahahaha! And I nOtIcEd YoU sTaRtEd DoInG tHe VoIcE tHiNg. Hilarious. This is great man! Hey, if I die before you, I'll wait for you to get there before I get out. Then you'll get to see me be better than you in life and in the afterlife. Hahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam July 31, 2022